dazed.konfuzed's definitions

polar vortex

A weather system that results in record-breaking cold temperatures. Can also be used as euphemism for "really fucking cold" or "fucking freezing."

Schools are closed because the polar vortex dropped temperatures below zero F.

My heater broke, now my house is a polar vortex.

by dazed.konfuzed January 4, 2014

foxfire

Firefox (the popular browser) as pronounced by novice users.

Technician: which browser do you use?
Novice user: I'm using foxfire

by dazed.konfuzed December 9, 2011

Amsterdank

Extremely high-quality marijuana. This term carries more weight when used by someone who actually traveled to Amsterdam and sampled their fine cannabis for him/herself.

This weed is beyond fantastic... this is Amsterdank !

by dazed.konfuzed June 16, 2010

eddy up

(verb). To "eddy up" means to eat marijuana edibles and enjoy their effect.

I will watch that boring movie with you, but I'm going to have to eddy up for it.
You can't bring your vape to school, the discrete way to stay high is to eddy up.
Jack decided to double eddy up before the long car trip to visit his grandparents, and freaked out one hour into the trip.

by dazed.konfuzed March 4, 2019

we just didn't win

Something a sore loser would say, after a monumental and embarrassing loss.

Boehner: "We fought the good fight, we just didn't win..." *starts crying*

by dazed.konfuzed October 16, 2013