31 definitions by david blomstrom
1. official name of one of the world's most powerful and corrupt corporations, increasingly known as Microshaft, Microshit, Mickeysoft or simply M$<br>
2. corporation known for making unbelievably crappy software, then shoving it down consumers' throats, screwing competitors and taxpayers and exploiting public school students in the process<br>
3. corporation founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen, two of the world's richest assholes and virtual monarchs of the corporate brothel called Seattle<br>
4. mega-corporation that can't handle real competition
5. powerful member of the Seattle Mafia
2. corporation known for making unbelievably crappy software, then shoving it down consumers' throats, screwing competitors and taxpayers and exploiting public school students in the process<br>
3. corporation founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen, two of the world's richest assholes and virtual monarchs of the corporate brothel called Seattle<br>
4. mega-corporation that can't handle real competition
5. powerful member of the Seattle Mafia
If it weren't for software bug fixes and virus advice, Microsoft's website traffic might slow to a crawl.
by david blomstrom May 16, 2006
nickname for contemporary members of the Democratic Party, who have sold out to the increasingly fascist Republican Party just as the Vichy French collaborated with the Nazis
The Vichy Democrats include all Democratic officials who voted to invade Iraq - in other words, just about everyone except Senator Paul Wellstone, who died in a mysterious plane crash.
by david blomstrom May 16, 2006
by david blomstrom October 4, 2007
George W. Bush is a mean-spirited moron, mass murderer and traitor who whores for corporations at his own citizens' expense, while Hugo Chavez is a gutsy firebrand who champions socialism in the broad sense of the term, holding capitalistic pigs accountable as a strategy for helping the general public
by david blomstrom March 3, 2007
A not surprisingly crappy browser created by Microsoft, apparently for the purpose of making web designers' jobs twice as hard, largely because of Bill Gates' arrogant disdain for any standards but his own.
Shall we continue investing our time in writing "hacks" to make our web pages display properly in Internet Explorer, or shall we just start designing for quality browsers instead?
by david blomstrom March 3, 2007
A nickname first popularized when President Ronald Reagan applied it to the Soviet Union, though it is now commonly associated with Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia which terrorizes the entire planet.
by david blomstrom October 4, 2007
One of many nicknames for Microsoft, though it can also be applied to the corporation's ethically challenged founder, Bill Gates.
Like George W. Bush, the Beast of Redmond will probably fail in its bid for world domination, if Vista is any clue.
by david blomstrom October 4, 2007