david's definitions

Happy Stick

A pet name for the penis.

Mary played with Johns Happy Stick.

by David May 4, 2004

Perfectious

1.Means being perfect. Having the property of perfection.
2.Used to respectfully describe sexy girls.

This girl I know, April, is perfectious.

by David April 30, 2003

Mex

A short way to say mexican u stupid fuck. I can't believe u didn't noe that

The mex was workin tiredly until its mighty queen (jlo) come and they start to yell ARF ARF.

by David February 17, 2004

Soks

The second best online comic ever, after 8-bit theatre.

www.pineappleroad.net is the site.

by David January 19, 2004

Redneck

Someone from the Southern States of America. Fasinated with the KKK and the CSA Civil War flag, and hanging black people. Redneck has become popular now days because country music is starting to sound more and more like pop music. Thanks to "Blue Collar TV" it is "cool" to be a Redneck.

Man Clayton is a true Redneck and Jesse is a damn Yankee who wants to be a Redneck.

by David October 2, 2004

Spastic freak

One of those people that have shakey hands and drinking coffee all the time andtalkinglikethisallthetime. Plus, they could use some tranquelizers.

Andy in a spastic freak, he keeps on spilling his coffee.

by David April 24, 2003

Shakira

She has one the the biggest,juiciest, roundest and sexiest ass on the planet!!! WOOOOW

Damn, look at her ass!!!!WOW

by David October 29, 2003