david's definitions

Twater

The vulgar term that pilots have for the short field take off aircraft, the Twin Otter: Note: nearly all aircraft have at least one vulgar name

I could see some towering cumulonimbus up ahead so I handed the twater over to the copilot and checked the terminal forecast.

by David November 21, 2004

Wisconsin

A Province within the United States of a America

I ate cheese in wisconsin

by David August 28, 2006

asspuppet

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.

Steven is a total asspuppet.

by David December 9, 2003

lad

your penis

my lad got wackhed three times last night.

by david April 30, 2003

rundigger

A motorized vehicle usually a late model car or small motorcycle which appears ready for the scrap heap yet continues to provide reliable service such that those who use it come to have a sort of affection for it and are somewhat protective of it.

You're not really going to drive that pile of crap all the way to the city are you? Sure am. It's a rundigger!

by David November 6, 2004

ananas

Originated in polish language meaning pineapple. can be used in slang meaning "dick"

I have a hard ananas
Mam twardego ananasa

by David February 22, 2005

kung foolery

(noun)
1. jovial rough-housing

2. a fight between two or more individuals who clearly do not know how to fight

"Stop this Kung Foolery before you break something!"

by David December 31, 2004