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nerd bait

Someone who both attracts and exudes all things nerdy.
Peter Segal is a freaking nerd bait.
by David November 11, 2004
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shmammered

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.
Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place
by David July 7, 2004
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L-S-U

Got Trophy USC? And by the way, grits are #1
by David March 4, 2004
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nargis

(n.) a rare, warm, soft, very sweet and tasty delicasy, encased in a slightly tough shell, (which can become softer and more tranlucent to the experienced connoisseur); to be desired, savoured and appreciated by those with a taste for fine things.
by David August 9, 2003
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homophobe

A word for people who hate homosexuals. Like anti-semitism, this word is illogical because there should, by this logic, be a word to define anybody who hates anything, such as, say, Catholics. But there isn't because it's only a word to throw at people and make them seem ignorant for disagreeing with something they see as wrong, no matter how reasonable their purpose is. Basically, this is an unneeded word.
"You're mad at me for not paying my bills? You're just a homophobe!"
--Gay roommate
by David December 16, 2004
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lie detector

A device that is used to find out if a person is lying. They need to ban lie detectors because they are not always right. Sometimes they say a person had lied when they really didn't lie.
Lie detectors are stupid.
by David March 6, 2004
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Shakira

She has one the the biggest,juiciest, roundest and sexiest ass on the planet!!! WOOOOW
by David October 29, 2003
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