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sponch

sponch- "own" someone or something, in otherwords show your supiriority.

see pwn
I just sponched your gonch!
by David November 4, 2004
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lbfm

jocular abbr. for little brown fucking machine, apparently coined to refer to Vietnamese and other Asian female prostitutes during the Vietnam War, but now reserved almost exclusively for compliant Filipinas and Indonesians, whether professional or not. Frequently used in Hong Kong, but never for male sexual partners.
'You should try the Neptune II in Wanchai if you're looking for a Filipina or Indonesian takeaway. On Sunday afternoons the place is full of lbfms.'
by David December 18, 2003
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COCOVIPER

An asinine individual who obssesses with loud, unnecessary computer components. Enjoys bragging about eeking more performance out of his computer via overclocking without regard to stability. The individual seems to enjoy the airflow his system produces.
CoCoViper> LOLZ I HAEV TEH 590 CFM THATZ Y MY CASE SAYS TEH 590 ONI T WITH L33T MAILB0XX0RZ LETTERS HAHA WHWH AHAH U LOSE NVIDI AIS TEH L33T W00T
by David April 30, 2003
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ejit

phonetic varation of "idiot" commonly spoken in ireland and some parts of uk
ye feckin ejit

Comment submitted: "I don't want to add another definition because this is the best. Having said that I, of course, don't want to delete it!!

I'd like to add 'ye daft ejit' as an alternative example for this definition. It was the most common 'ejit' phrase when I was growin up."
by david July 24, 2003
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Bronco Fucking

The act of having a sexual encounter in the doggy style position, when you grab the girl by the hair and exclaim that she feels just like her sister or mother whichever suits the situation
I Bronco fucked this bitch the other night and when we finished she broke my nose.
by David August 12, 2004
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manayaise

meaning "man there is"
Manayaise a lot of people in here.
by David March 28, 2005
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PIG

Acronym for pretty intelligent guy or pretty intelligent girl when someone calls you a pig
When someone calls you a pig say ''I know I'm a pretty intelligent guy or girl''.
by David December 7, 2003
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