david's definitions

Blinocac

Race of mutants in the David Heald Sci-Fi epic "Space War 2400" Decended from German humans, the Blinocac are a ruthless brood of warmongers.

The Blinocac fleet is moving in on our position, should we engage or bug out?

by David March 31, 2004

hog fucked

to be violently loved against ones will whilst bound in the style of a swine.

"i peered from the eastern window of my library to find on that most bitter of november mornings, some children were brutally hog-fucking a band of gypsies at the edge of the woods"

by david December 14, 2003

kung foolery

(noun)
1. jovial rough-housing

2. a fight between two or more individuals who clearly do not know how to fight

"Stop this Kung Foolery before you break something!"

by David December 31, 2004

adhesivize

To apply adhesive to a surface. To make adhesive.

Labels are paper that has been adhesivized.

by David April 13, 2005

lad

your penis

my lad got wackhed three times last night.

by david April 30, 2003

nhi

Acronym used by police to describe crimes between vicious criminals. (No Humans Involved)

I'm not wasting too much time time trying to solve this MF-er; its an NHI

by David November 3, 2003

asspuppet

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.

Steven is a total asspuppet.

by David December 9, 2003