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by David November 4, 2004
Get the sponch mug.jocular abbr. for little brown fucking machine, apparently coined to refer to Vietnamese and other Asian female prostitutes during the Vietnam War, but now reserved almost exclusively for compliant Filipinas and Indonesians, whether professional or not. Frequently used in Hong Kong, but never for male sexual partners.
'You should try the Neptune II in Wanchai if you're looking for a Filipina or Indonesian takeaway. On Sunday afternoons the place is full of lbfms.'
by David December 18, 2003
Get the lbfm mug.An asinine individual who obssesses with loud, unnecessary computer components. Enjoys bragging about eeking more performance out of his computer via overclocking without regard to stability. The individual seems to enjoy the airflow his system produces.
CoCoViper> LOLZ I HAEV TEH 590 CFM THATZ Y MY CASE SAYS TEH 590 ONI T WITH L33T MAILB0XX0RZ LETTERS HAHA WHWH AHAH U LOSE NVIDI AIS TEH L33T W00T
by David April 30, 2003
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Comment submitted: "I don't want to add another definition because this is the best. Having said that I, of course, don't want to delete it!!
I'd like to add 'ye daft ejit' as an alternative example for this definition. It was the most common 'ejit' phrase when I was growin up."
Comment submitted: "I don't want to add another definition because this is the best. Having said that I, of course, don't want to delete it!!
I'd like to add 'ye daft ejit' as an alternative example for this definition. It was the most common 'ejit' phrase when I was growin up."
by david July 24, 2003
Get the ejit mug.The act of having a sexual encounter in the doggy style position, when you grab the girl by the hair and exclaim that she feels just like her sister or mother whichever suits the situation
by David August 12, 2004
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by David December 7, 2003
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