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My girlfriend got mad at me so she tied me down and ball tapped me until my cock and balls were bruised and slightly bleeding.
by David June 19, 2006
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Get the Marpat mug.Some people who is said to be a loser and fat and ugly who is a virgin. Who likes video games. People who think this are confusing with a geek. See us gamers like to have sex and to other stuff more then videogames. While geeks just want to sit on their computer or infront of a tv.
I'm a gamer. I like to play video game. I have been been with the same hott women for 5 times getting laid a lot. Geeks are people who would like to have sex with a cd drive more thena women.
by David January 19, 2004
Get the gamer. mug.An wordurbaniteword. A loud-mouthed, opinionated twat. Talks filth - has absolutely no shame whatsoever.
Inveterate flirt. Always smiling (or gurning if at a gathering of wordurbanitesword).
Easy to placate when riled with a bottle of gin.
Inveterate flirt. Always smiling (or gurning if at a gathering of wordurbanitesword).
Easy to placate when riled with a bottle of gin.
by David June 11, 2003
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Get the chill session mug.Like many other phrases and words a woman uses, fine does not mean fine. Fine means "go fuck yourself". It is usually used to signal the end of an argument. Fine can also be associated in come cases with we need to talk
by David February 15, 2004
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