by Davey January 25, 2004

Quincy, please release your fore-finger and thumb from my Quartz-Bauble's - My asshole is stinging like a japanese wasp
by Davey November 06, 2003

A pairing, seen mostly as yaoi in fanfiction/art, in which there is a young underaged male engaged in a sexual act. Stands for "Shotaru Complex" in Japanese. See shotaru.
Person A: Did you read that shotacon fanfic with Seifer and Zell? How old WERE they?
Person B: Seifer was... 18 and Zell was like... 12 I think.
Person B: Seifer was... 18 and Zell was like... 12 I think.
by Davey December 07, 2003

-Hey Brian, did you hear about these guys the Mars Volta who transcended genre?
-Yeah Steve, i heard they're fuckoff amazing.
-Yeah Steve, i heard they're fuckoff amazing.
by davey January 25, 2004

In the darkness we are forming
by Davey January 15, 2004

by Davey July 15, 2003

A closeted homosexual who lives at home in his late thirties, sells used cars to pay for his Barry Manilow Greatest Hits CD, and thinks 56 year old women who have had gastric bypass surgery are "very attractive."
Emoose1940: IM 37 AND I STILL WANT TO GRAB A STICK AND GO OUT IN THE BACK YARD AND PLAY ARMY,,, BANG,,,, BANG,,, BANG
by Davey February 08, 2005
