davey's definitions
Short for "Lolita Complex" in a pairing. The "lolita" is always female, and the other member of the pairing is always older than the "lolita." The lolita is generally underage.
by Davey December 7, 2003

A man in a purple dinosaur suit who hangs out behind a little kid's school. Always talks with the kids and sings songs with them--as long as the teachers aren't around. Magically dissapears and turns into a small, doll version of himself whenever an adult--especially a policeman--approaches him. Probably was horny as kid, and god knows what he does to those poor children when his/her friends aren't around.
by Davey June 5, 2004

by Davey January 25, 2004

by Davey December 7, 2003

by Davey June 5, 2004

the ability to make the opposite sex fart when you want them too. On command you can control the flatulence of others.
by davey February 7, 2004

A closeted homosexual who lives at home in his late thirties, sells used cars to pay for his Barry Manilow Greatest Hits CD, and thinks 56 year old women who have had gastric bypass surgery are "very attractive."
Emoose1940: IM 37 AND I STILL WANT TO GRAB A STICK AND GO OUT IN THE BACK YARD AND PLAY ARMY,,, BANG,,,, BANG,,, BANG
by Davey February 8, 2005
