davey's definitions
A man in a purple dinosaur suit who hangs out behind a little kid's school. Always talks with the kids and sings songs with them--as long as the teachers aren't around. Magically dissapears and turns into a small, doll version of himself whenever an adult--especially a policeman--approaches him. Probably was horny as kid, and god knows what he does to those poor children when his/her friends aren't around.
by Davey June 5, 2004
Get the barneymug. The fittest girl in the universe. also known as miss tricep, one of the doulbling arm duo. she always looks hot even in gymnastics.
by Davey November 2, 2004
Get the hazza t mcmug. Derivative of son of a bitch. Usually employed to denote extreme displeasure in a person, place, or thing.
In close kinship with a whore.
In close kinship with a whore.
by Davey November 28, 2004
Get the son of a fuckmug. A closeted homosexual who lives at home in his late thirties, sells used cars to pay for his Barry Manilow Greatest Hits CD, and thinks 56 year old women who have had gastric bypass surgery are "very attractive."
Emoose1940: IM 37 AND I STILL WANT TO GRAB A STICK AND GO OUT IN THE BACK YARD AND PLAY ARMY,,, BANG,,,, BANG,,, BANG
by Davey February 8, 2005
Get the shemoosemug. 
A state that is reached when one has run out of options. Usually takes place in a social situation when you cannot play possum and are forced to talk to somebody you do not want to speak to. Usually makes the victim appear as a "mannequin" in a completely frozen position.
Psycho Chico/a: Why was it when I went in to kiss you, you froze?
Normal Person: It's a defense mechanism, when I can't feign sleep or death I go into mannequin mode.
Normal Person: It's a defense mechanism, when I can't feign sleep or death I go into mannequin mode.
by Davey December 4, 2004
Get the mannequin modemug. by Davey August 31, 2003
Get the shemanmug.