davey's definitions

hazza t mc

The fittest girl in the universe. also known as miss tricep, one of the doulbling arm duo. she always looks hot even in gymnastics.

"i wish i could b hazza t mc"

by Davey November 2, 2004

shea hausen

Daveys boyfriend

bug loveable teddy bear

by davey February 11, 2004

TheEndruu

One who tries to be funny, often without success.

TheEndruu told a joke, the joke left something to be desired: Funny.

by Davey July 15, 2003

mars volta

the product of genre transcendence; fuckoff amazing.

-Hey Brian, did you hear about these guys the Mars Volta who transcended genre?

-Yeah Steve, i heard they're fuckoff amazing.

by davey January 25, 2004

bile

bile has nothing to do with the stomach. it is secreted by the liver, stored in the gall bladder, and then sent to the intestine via the common bile duct.

bile obstruction can be a dangerous disease.

by davey January 27, 2005

cockshiner

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)

I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you

by davey March 17, 2004

Blink182

Blink182 is a rock/pop band.. used to be a bit more hardcore and relatively punkish, but never really punk. For one thing, you can understand the lyrics. Still pretty good band, just not punk. Sold out? Maybe. Who cares?

"Blink182 isn't punk. Neither are you. Shut up."

by Davey August 15, 2004