31 definitions by davey

A Geordie (North-east England dialect)term for a huge or perfectly presented pair of shapely female breasts Tits, mamories, wheelbarrow chest, fried eggs
'Lucy, you've got a canny pair of norks, pet. You've given me a semi"
by davey June 19, 2006
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A sport meant more for entertainment then giving it your all. In most forms of professional wrestling, the outcomes of matches are planned ahead and dialogues are scripted. In some forms, however, it's actually based on competition and matches aren't planned--but you wont see that on television too much.
A lot of people like to watch Professional Wrestling
by davey June 6, 2004
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Short for "Lolita Complex" in a pairing. The "lolita" is always female, and the other member of the pairing is always older than the "lolita." The lolita is generally underage.
Person A: Did you read the Albedo/MOMO roricon?
Person B: Yeah, that was really sick...
by davey December 7, 2003
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If Seifer and Zell are having sex and Zell is 12 while Seifer is 18, Zell is the shotaru.
by davey December 7, 2003
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A condition in which two people who hate each other so much can't help but love each other.
Jane and Billy have the Han Solo and Princess complex; I saw them kissing last week after they fought!
by davey September 12, 2004
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The way "stupid" is spelled by a 12-year-old who plays at least 50 different internet games a week. Believes "l33t" is some divine language and that it should be used by everyone, too bad it's just an excuse for not being able to spell.
u r s0 st00pid ROFL!!! lik omg g3t a l1f3 rOFL!!! I'm c00l!! I 0wn j00! ROFL
by davey June 6, 2004
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