Definitions by davey

David 

A SIMP

David is a simple

David by Davey November 30, 2021

norks 

A Geordie (North-east England dialect)term for a huge or perfectly presented pair of shapely female breasts Tits, mamories, wheelbarrow chest, fried eggs

'Lucy, you've got a canny pair of norks, pet. You've given me a semi"

norks by Davey June 19, 2006

quaker 

A dumbass. Quite possibly has red hair, light skin, tall, skinny.

Shut up, you quaker.

quaker by davey April 14, 2006

The Legendary Shack Shakers 

One of the craziest bands you will ever hear. The Acid rock od Rockabilly.

Person 1:Legendary Shack Shakers are a very cool band
Person 2:yes im on acid

The Legendary Shack Shakers by Davey April 3, 2005

shemoose 

A closeted homosexual who lives at home in his late thirties, sells used cars to pay for his Barry Manilow Greatest Hits CD, and thinks 56 year old women who have had gastric bypass surgery are "very attractive."

Emoose1940: IM 37 AND I STILL WANT TO GRAB A STICK AND GO OUT IN THE BACK YARD AND PLAY ARMY,,, BANG,,,, BANG,,, BANG

shemoose by Davey February 8, 2005

bile 

bile has nothing to do with the stomach. it is secreted by the liver, stored in the gall bladder, and then sent to the intestine via the common bile duct.

bile obstruction can be a dangerous disease.

bile by davey January 27, 2005

mannequin mode 

A state that is reached when one has run out of options. Usually takes place in a social situation when you cannot play possum and are forced to talk to somebody you do not want to speak to. Usually makes the victim appear as a "mannequin" in a completely frozen position.

Psycho Chico/a: Why was it when I went in to kiss you, you froze?

Normal Person: It's a defense mechanism, when I can't feign sleep or death I go into mannequin mode.

mannequin mode by Davey December 4, 2004