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A closeted homosexual who lives at home in his late thirties, sells used cars to pay for his Barry Manilow Greatest Hits CD, and thinks 56 year old women who have had gastric bypass surgery are "very attractive."
Emoose1940: IM 37 AND I STILL WANT TO GRAB A STICK AND GO OUT IN THE BACK YARD AND PLAY ARMY,,, BANG,,,, BANG,,, BANG
by Davey February 08, 2005
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