12 definitions by davehascraves

bobbly bongo

An vagina shapes intrument played with your penis.

Dave: “Can you play any instruments?”
Sean: “Yeah! Bobbly Bongo is my favourite!”

by davehascraves September 23, 2022

broom-by

Broom-by is the Hogwarts version of a drive-by, usually committed by muggles.

Malfoy: "Oh my another Broom-by, this needs to be sorted."
Dumbledoor: "I agree Malfoy."

by davehascraves April 23, 2020

ernie banks

He is a 2 year old virgin that nobody likes and is the worst boyfriend and person ever - Donald Trump and Theresa May

That guy is totally an Ernie Banks

by davehascraves February 6, 2019

Calick

Calick is a Twitch Streamer and Youtuber mostly known for Minecraft that blew up on TikTok. He is very good at coding things into a Minecraft world and is just a funny person to watch in general.

A fellow stream watcher "Who's your favorite streamer to watch?"
Me"Calick, you should check him out"

by davehascraves January 10, 2023

nigladorf

Nigladorf is the 6th Hogwarts house. It is for Hood Rats only such as: KSI, Big Narstie, JME, Big Shaq, Skepta and Wiley.

Harry: "Did hear about that Broom-by the other day?"
Hagrid: "Yes, apparently the students from Nigladorf did it."

by davehascraves April 23, 2020

stanbles

Stanbles means open faster than Sainsbury’s automatic doors

‘Tiffany’s legs stanbles’

by davehascraves February 5, 2019

schloopal

When someone is very noble.

Person 1:'Oh, that was very schloopal of you.'

by davehascraves September 21, 2022