dave's definitions

slap

What women do when you stop while sucking their pussy, when you stare at their breasts, or for the hell of it.

GUY : "*pays stripper $5*"
HO : "*grabs $5 with her bosoms*"
GUY : "*watches it*"
HO : "*slaps his face*"
GUY : "What?"

by Dave January 6, 2005

bellend

A cheese coated mushroom cock

by Dave July 29, 2003

my boy

A good friend aka homie.

Hey Steve meet my boy Modzy

by Dave September 1, 2004

Taco Bell

a slow, delicious death.

instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don't spare the awesome sauce.

by Dave August 5, 2003

West Jesus

The opposite of "way the fuck out there",right the fuck here.

I live in West Jesus. (yes, it's sad, but these sentances are hard)

by DAVE December 12, 2002

bgs

see Butt Geiser Surpriser

Can I interest anyone in a round-robin double elimination BGS tournament?

by Dave February 12, 2004

Skin Hat

The act of placing your ball sack on soemone's head.

Charlie gave his boyfriend a skin hat because Charlie is the gayest kid ever.

by Dave April 7, 2004