dave's definitions

disestablishmentarianism

Opposing the establishment.

"What're you doing in my house?!"
"You know. Trespassing. Invading your collective privacy. Disestablishmentarianism."
"Say wha?"

by Dave September 13, 2004

4skin

something that should be cut off

by dave January 17, 2007

flagella

What i am going to do to Nickel's face...

I'll flagella your face

by dave October 20, 2003

M67

A tiny fragmentation grenade with a small but highly-devestating blast radius. It is said to be the most used fragger in the world.

"The M67 is small!"
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

American Flag

The flag of the United States of America.

Although there ARE too many around the nation these days, I still have this to say : if you don't like it, or hate America so much, then FUCK OFF.

"Every Nine-Eleven I go around carrying the flag to piss people off. It's fun."
-me

by Dave March 27, 2004

Manchild

A man who makes up lies on the internet to be cool, is 40 years old and dresses like a teenager. Lives with mom. See "Stodd" from bottomofthebucket.com

"The manchild standing at the bus stop smoking GPCs"

by dave November 3, 2003

nuculer strategery

George W Bush's attempt to make a better America. It's a joke I like to say from time to time, in a stereotypical southern accent. I like Bush in real-life, but seriously, it is fun to rip into his accent and how he makes up words. ^_^

"George W Bush, and his nuculer strategery program, do solomnly swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States of Amurica!"
-me

by Dave March 30, 2004