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Welrod

The name for a type of handgun used in WWII. The Welrod was a top-secret issue handgun, used commonly by the OSS (Office Of Strategic Services, now known as the Central Intelligence Agency).
There are two words to perfectly sum up the Welrod...peculiar, and frightening. The peculiar element of the Welrod is that it looks like a big pipe. The frightening part is that it had accuracy and range equivalent to that of a sniper rifle! The gun's biggest flaw is that it could only use one round per shot (after shot, you had to pull back on a little circular lock, then load the bullet in the top crevice, push the lock back in, and you're ready). Although it looks like a pipe, this is exactly why the shots are very quiet.
Only around 2800 copies were made. Not only that, but the only ones that are allowed to use or possess this gun are government agents.

I forget what caliber it was.... .32? .32acp? If I had my folder with me I'd go full-bore on this sucka. -_-'
"I wish I had one though. Too bad I'm just a civvie. -_-"
-me
by Dave February 3, 2004
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shit hit the fan

When a situation goes from bad to worse. Could be just about any situation work related, family related or significant other and so on.
When we were running late for our friends wedding because of me i was in trouble but it wasnt til we made it there that the sh_t hit the fan, the wedding was the previous day.
by Dave April 6, 2004
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obert

The bag Oh Boy O'Berto beef jerkey comes in.
C'mon man open the obert im starving!
by Dave March 2, 2004
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feek

verb, mainly used in the rough parts of ireland as another word to snog/shag/go out with. usually used by the chav-like people of ireland.
i feeked this bird last night.
is he feeking her?
fancy a feek?
by dave February 21, 2005
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Liquidsmooth

A term used to describe a male that is so undeniably attractive to the opposite sex, that he can only be descibed as such, Liquidsmooth. In many cases such a male such attention from the opposite sex will trigger a reaction from other males, which can include jelousy, hate, anger etc. many of which will result in name calling, such as "Liquid you are such a girl", "Liquid you look like a girl" etc.
when I Liquidsmooth is constatly harassed for being prettier than most males (and females for that matter).
by dave January 27, 2005
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Hisary Miff

Jim: im so bored, i think i might go beat up some midgets to ease the boredom
Mike: Hisary miff!
by dave February 26, 2004
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Hoss

by Dave August 3, 2003
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