1129 definitions by dave
1. when my girlfriend finished sucking me off, she had splasm all over her face
2. After fucking this girl for over an hour, I was ready to splasm into her cunt
2. After fucking this girl for over an hour, I was ready to splasm into her cunt
by dave October 22, 2004
a referance to homosexuality; A homosexual person who has not told his family or friends that he is homosexual
subject A "you dance to steps?"
subject B "yeh but dont tell my parents"
subject b is a closet dancer
subject B "yeh but dont tell my parents"
subject b is a closet dancer
by dave October 28, 2003
by dave April 9, 2003
by dave August 26, 2003
*To masturbate.
*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.
*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).
*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.
*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).
SOMEONE : "Looks like Dave's goin' commando today!"
ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."
ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."
by dave April 1, 2004
*A person who kills babies, perhaps on a regular basis.
*One of the most popular hacks, by liberals, toward the United States of America, pro-troop attestors (really called pro-war, but sometimes it's pro-troop, like a pro-war rally I went to), George W Bush, and republicans in general.
*One of the most popular hacks, by liberals, toward the United States of America, pro-troop attestors (really called pro-war, but sometimes it's pro-troop, like a pro-war rally I went to), George W Bush, and republicans in general.
"America does NOT slaughter children. In fact, if you have the BALLS to see the truth, you'll find that our troops like to play with Iraqi children, but only when they get the free-time."
"George W Bush is NOT a baby-killer. In fact, if you have the BALLS to see the truth, you'll find that the Dubya cares deeply about children and wants them to go through school and make their own decisions in life......Laura Bush also hopes that children learn to read, but you have to wish her luck because of the dominating illiterates in this country!"
"Not all republicans are evil. Bush isn't evil, Charlton Heston isn't evil, my philosophy teacher isn't evil, I'm not evil......republicans are said to mostly be people who work for a living......but you shouldn't expect close-minded pussies to listen."
-me
"George W Bush is NOT a baby-killer. In fact, if you have the BALLS to see the truth, you'll find that the Dubya cares deeply about children and wants them to go through school and make their own decisions in life......Laura Bush also hopes that children learn to read, but you have to wish her luck because of the dominating illiterates in this country!"
"Not all republicans are evil. Bush isn't evil, Charlton Heston isn't evil, my philosophy teacher isn't evil, I'm not evil......republicans are said to mostly be people who work for a living......but you shouldn't expect close-minded pussies to listen."
-me
by dave July 8, 2004
by dave March 26, 2004