1429 definitions by dave

Carl Johnson from Grand Theft Auto : San Andreas.
"CJ's my nigga! I can dress him up, bulk him up, hone his skills, and even customize his wheels. For shizzle!"
-me, in poor ghetto-talk
by Dave November 03, 2004
An art; the art of using your mouth to give sexual satisfaction to a woman's vagina.
"I want to practice cunnilingus so bad...^.^ lol"
by Dave April 23, 2004
*To go somewhere to have breakfast, lunch, or dinner, particularly at a restaurant.

*To engage in oral sex with a woman's vagina (using your mouth and tongue).
"Wanna go eat out at Old Country Buffet?"

"God she is so hot, I wanna eat her out!!!"

"Whether you're a guy or girl, pussy'll always drive ya crazy!"
-advice from Chris Rock
by Dave April 16, 2004
Any bigoted black person, prejudiced against another race, purely on the basis of skin color

A black person who uses racial slurs against other races, particularly against white people
"Look at that cracker-ass honkey."
by Dave April 17, 2004
another word for "girl"
"orrrr did ya see the tits on that lass?"
by dave August 12, 2003
*A politically-incorrect, hilarious British comedy, which evolved into a franchise that even spawned movies like The Meaning of Life and, best of all, The Holy Grail.

*"frontal-nudity python"
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy; it's divine to own a dick...from the tiniest little tanger, to the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or john thomas...hurray for your one-eyed trouser-snake...your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or you cock...you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock...but don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back. Uuh thank you very much."
-that singer from The Meaning of Life
by Dave April 20, 2004
How sad, how unfortunate, poor you. Used in a mocking way
You: My cat cratched me,
Friend: Awww diddums.
by Dave March 28, 2003

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