when a woman blows you while she is taking a shit
anyone want a chinese pickle?
Private Investigator
Magnum PI was Tom Selleck's greatest triumph.
Slang term refering to sperm that is sold to a sperm bank.
I went down to the sperm bank, but got kicked out when I asked the nurse if she could give me some help mining for white gold.
To be the recipient of anal sex.
Or
To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).
Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.
When a wang becomes erect.
I became viagrafied at the site of Kevin's sister.
Ruben's cousin gave me a raging rhino.
That chick I boned the other night.
Rember that time I boned Tawni?
Niether did I until I got the pictures developed.
