danno's definitions

there's feces in my anus

An alternative to saying "I gotta take a shit"

There's feces in my anus!

by Danno April 6, 2005

soap red balls

forgetting to wash the soap off the area of your balls. then getting a painful chafing rash.

Oh man i got soap red balls!

by Danno April 4, 2005

black and white chap

A badger (Meles meles). Often used in cirlces where the word "Badger" carries superstition, in much the same way that thespians use the term "the scottish play" instead of macbeth.

see also Alan Shearer and queer fella

"it is very seldom that a black and white chap follows the Green Cross Code"

by danno May 28, 2004

backyard barbecue

when a woman is on her hands and knees and you come up from behind and baste her meat with your sauce

when I saw Tammy washing the floor on all fours I suddenly had the urge for a backyard barbecue! Sizzlin' !!!!

by danno August 7, 2004

donkey dick

1. An abnormaly large penis.
2. Derogatory word - used as a adjective.

1. "Damn! That guy has a fuckin' donkey dick!!!"

2. "Man that show was donkey dick"

by Danno April 1, 2005

flailer

A woman who flails her arms around wildly during sex.

"Betty is such a flailer!"

by Danno October 21, 2004

chicken mcassflap

McDonald's Chicken McNuggets, which pretty much come from the ass flap of a chicken.

McDonald's Chicken McNuggets

by danno November 22, 2004