danno's definitions

Slackers

A ridiculously funny movie about cheating in college.

Have you seen slackers?
No.
Are you stupid?
Yes.

by Danno April 6, 2005

Jackie chan your nuts

To bash someone in the nuts for touching you with their cold hands

*someone touches you with their cold hands*
“Im gonna jackie chan your nuts”

by Danno July 14, 2018

silver tuna

An object that is better than all of the other ones in it's category.

In Home Alone as Harry was driving along showing Marv the neighborhood he had checked out for houses to rob, they pulled out to the McCallister residence Harry: pointing to the McCallister house That's the one, Marv, that's the silver tuna.
Marv: Oh, it's very gee.
Harry: Very gee, huh? It's loaded. It's got lot's of top-flight goods. Stereos, VCRs...
Marv: Toys?
Harry: Probably looking at some very fine jewelry. Possible cash hoard. Odd marketable securities... Who knows. It's a gem. Hand me a crow bar. Crow bars up.

by Danno April 8, 2008

cafetorium

A cafeteria that has the capability of the tables folding up into the walls or just being a multi-purpose room.

"Let's go to the cafetorium for dinner and get some ass-fries."

by danno November 22, 2004

liberal (n)

A person lacking in moral convictions, tending to react irrationally and often ignorantly with regard to any formal argument involving anything they dissagree with. Do not waste time trying to come up with rational explinations, as it is a waste of time and far less satisfactory than a firm backhand to the smacker.

"Pull your head out of your ass, you sound like a liberal"

by Danno March 28, 2005

there's feces in my anus

An alternative to saying "I gotta take a shit"

There's feces in my anus!

by Danno April 6, 2005

dick dog

A derogitory term used twords a person or object.

Man your ride is dick dog!

by Danno March 20, 2005