there's feces in my anus

An alternative to saying "I gotta take a shit"

There's feces in my anus!

by Danno April 06, 2005

Slackers

A ridiculously funny movie about cheating in college.

Have you seen slackers?
No.
Are you stupid?
Yes.

by Danno April 06, 2005

liberal (n)

A person lacking in moral convictions, tending to react irrationally and often ignorantly with regard to any formal argument involving anything they dissagree with. Do not waste time trying to come up with rational explinations, as it is a waste of time and far less satisfactory than a firm backhand to the smacker.

"Pull your head out of your ass, you sound like a liberal"

by Danno March 28, 2005

pastrami flaps

Low term for a womans vaginal lips.

"Damn bitch! Those are some nasty fuckin pastrami flaps!"

by Danno March 21, 2005

black and white chap

A badger (Meles meles). Often used in cirlces where the word "Badger" carries superstition, in much the same way that thespians use the term "the scottish play" instead of macbeth.

see also Alan Shearer and queer fella

"it is very seldom that a black and white chap follows the Green Cross Code"

by danno May 28, 2004

Feces

Means poo poo, but can also be baby mice.

I heard they found feces in the boys locker room...

What are feces?

Baby Mice!

Ewwwwww!!!

by Danno April 06, 2005

soap red balls

forgetting to wash the soap off the area of your balls. then getting a painful chafing rash.

Oh man i got soap red balls!

by Danno April 04, 2005