8 definitions by dankboo
by dankboo November 27, 2018
A phrase that can be used in many situations as an insult (interchangeable with the word stupid/retard) or to express pain.
Ex 1 (expression of pain): *stubs toes against table leg* "That's Fast!"
Ex 2 (insult): Ricky: "Girls who fart scare me more than death."
Me: "That's fast."
Ex 2 (insult): Ricky: "Girls who fart scare me more than death."
Me: "That's fast."
by dankboo November 27, 2018
Time to scorch the cockles!
I picked up a ho to scorch my cockles.
I scorch my cockles faster than most.
He scorched the cockles while doing a handstand.
Thou scorcheth the cockleth with much haste, good sir.
I picked up a ho to scorch my cockles.
I scorch my cockles faster than most.
He scorched the cockles while doing a handstand.
Thou scorcheth the cockleth with much haste, good sir.
by dankboo October 2, 2019
by dankboo November 27, 2018
doing something before your supposed to
example: one time, there was a hot girl I knew and when she asked my name, instead of telling her my name, I immediately told her my insta account name
example: one time, there was a hot girl I knew and when she asked my name, instead of telling her my name, I immediately told her my insta account name
by dankboo November 27, 2018
Adopted definition: To cum
Alternate adopted definition: To either fall on something that squishes your balls or to have something hit you right in the crotch
Alternate adopted definition: To either fall on something that squishes your balls or to have something hit you right in the crotch
You and your friend are hanging out. Your friend was sitting on a tree branch and you pulled the tree branch down. When you let go, it flung him up and he landed back on it painfully. your friend now says, "I think I just bust a nut" as he slowly falls off the branch
by dankboo November 27, 2018
what happens when you have way too much time on your hands and when you have mastered the art of roasting people and people groups
by dankboo November 27, 2018