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J-loed

Verb. To dump. To end a relationship for the most selfish, assinine and infantile reasons.
Since Eric couldn't afford to buy Sarah the new red leather pumps she wanted, the bitch J-loed him.
by Dan January 10, 2004
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maynard james keenan

Lead singer of bands: Tool and A Perfect Circle. very talented, perhaps one of the best rock vocalists ever, and writes some really deep lyrics as well. While many complain that he doesnt appreciate his fans, he claims that he doesnt want to hear millions of people constantly praising his work because he thinks it will eventually make him and the band lazy and discontinue to produce the top quality music they do and slump down to being a mediocre band. but he is appreciative if you pay attention, if you ever goto concerts thats usually where he takes a little time to thank the fans. i went to one in New York and he stated, "sometimes we forget why we do this. theres so much bullshit in this business. so thank you for reminding us tonight why we do this"
by Dan January 14, 2005
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Porno

The closest I'll ever get to being with a woman
You're so porno
by dan May 8, 2003
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PBR

A beer that used to be good-tasting, but now all the emo/indie/faggot/scenester/no dick/cracker kids drink it so it should not be drunk by no self respecting individual
It's terrible what happened to PBR..all the faggot emo kids drink it
by dan July 26, 2003
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cupotea

I'm going to make myself a cupotea
by Dan June 4, 2003
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flood

In Halo 2, Flood are parasites that infect any living organism, taking over their motor functions. The Flood parasite uses the host to reproduce its spores. Since they do not discriminate between various speciaes, the Flood will fight both the humans and the Covenant.
The Flood are one of the most formidable enemies you'll encounter.
by Dan January 21, 2005
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Get up

Expressing your frustration at someone for saying something dumb/irrelevant/or against your own point of view.
"Man Utd are by far the greatest team ever" reply "get up, no way!"
by Dan July 8, 2004
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