dan's definitions

Fooled

To be tricked into doing something stupid i.e. Foolish by someone and/or something.

Often done among friends as friendly jesting and is rarely malicious.

People who are fooled regularly could be described as a Fool and/or n00b.

Friend 1: Argh!! This bastard vending machine took my money!

friend 2: Lol! You got fooled!
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Friend 1 on msn: Here mate look at this new half life 3 preview screenshot it looks well good

Friend 2 on msn: What?! They're making it already?! Send it to us

*sends Tub girl photo*

Friend 2 on msn: Thanx mate

*Prolonged waiting as Friend 2 vomits excessively*

Friend 2 on msn: Damn you are sick!!

Friend 1 on msn: Lol! You got fooled

by Dan January 13, 2005

giving face

A term to describe when a man gives oral pleasure to a woman.

John gave face to Shannon right after she gave him a beege.

by Dan November 10, 2002

3:20

national day to smoke crack (which is gay)

Hey Billy Bob!!! Gimme some of dem crack rocks!

by Dan January 3, 2004

heffin'

Colloquial form of "heffing".

The state of being a heffer.

That bitch was so heffin' that I had to fuck her missionary style so she didn't crush my junk.

by Dan January 6, 2004

weary

shitty, not good, bummers; word Dan uses for everything that sucks

"dude surf sucks..." "weary"

by DAN September 7, 2004

skeedadle

to bounce; to cut out the place; to leave.

It's the police, we gots ta skeedadle!

by Dan January 5, 2005

weapons grade

as is "weapons grade plutonium" signifying the material that has been refined to higher quality suitable for an intended purpose, much like oil is refined into gasoline.

weapons grade plutonium

by Dan February 2, 2004