dan's definitions

u-turn

when u get head off ya girl when ya about to shoot, ya put out of her mouth n shuv it up her nose.Hwen u ejaculate cum shoots up her nose, and if it comes out the other nostil u have successfully performed the u-turn

i performed the u-turn on my bitch last night

by dan April 18, 2005

Harpua

The most evil dog in all of Gamehenge. Has the ability to shape-shift and eat cats. The main subject of the song of the same name by Phish.
see Poster Nutbag.

"When suddenly, Poster Nutbag runs outside, encounters Harpua... They
battle. . .

by dan January 10, 2005

Tight

Is a word meaning aproval

Damn that jacket is Tight or your ass is soo tight

by Dan March 12, 2004

FDC

Group of people who do no actual work.

The men of the FDC like to think they are Artillerymen.

by Dan January 16, 2003

businessman's trip

really really intense drug (its real name is DMT or dimethyltryptamine) which is chemically related to shrooms and structurally related to LSD, but so much more intense. It is also found in peoples brains in really small amounts.

Last night we freebased some businessman's trip and the elves came to see me man!!

by dan May 15, 2004

landing strip

A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.

Kev has basically filled up his landing strip, man. It looks like a zebra print pair of pants.

by Dan February 21, 2005

scrumtrulecent

A snooty way of saying something is great and/or tasty.

The beluga caviar was scrumtrulecent.

by Dan December 25, 2003