dan's definitions

dirty walrus

what matt wilken does for fun on the weekends

Matt: Wanna go do sum dirty walrus's?
Dan: Go die in a fire.

by Dan December 18, 2003

doolally

mad; insane.

He is completely doolally.

by dan February 22, 2004

armpit fuck

When you stick your erect penis between another being's armpits (perferably sweaty) and hump them from the back. It is very arrousing, and very rare.

I was the first person to invent armpit fucking.

by Dan November 2, 2003

seagal

Originates from Steven Seagal. When you seagal someone you bust them up or kill them in the vain of Steven Seagal.

I'm going to seriously seagal that guy.

by Dan October 15, 2004

fried cabbage

cabbage that is fried

fried cabbage

by dan December 3, 2003

Fleep

A random word, usually yelled by those lacking knowledge or intelect.

FLEEP!
...flugohoff...
~ s a l i n k y ~

by Dan July 12, 2003

Barred

Pornography of any kind... movies/mags/pics/ext.

-"what you doing when you get home"
-"watching Barred"

by Dan November 9, 2004