dan's definitions

lap

long ass pussy

ya know those big bitches who look like they have to have a pussy that goes from belly button to asshole

by dan December 11, 2003

reverse blumpkin

Receiving head or t-bagging while a woman is on the toilet.

Dave walked into the wrong bathroom only to receive the reverse blumpkin from a stranger.

by Dan June 2, 2004

guarana

A South American fruit, from which the seeds are used to make stimulants, and for some medicinal purposes(but really, who isn't really taking it just to get a rush?). It contains 4 or 5% caffeine (coffee has about 1%) and is found in many energy drinks, and is also sold as a powder that is mixed into drinks.

after drinking all that coffee with guarana powder in it, i was up for days!

by dan July 15, 2004

wadafa??

a commonly used word that came about by people begining to use the ever so popular phrase what the fuck?? but stopped in midtrack to preserve either their viring tongue or someone else's viring ears

You: Hey, suck my cock.
Me: Wadafa?
You: Thanks for stopping yourself. My mother is in the next room.
Me: No problem.

by dan April 24, 2005

switch bitch

Another word for receptionist or secretary

We are getting too many phone calls coming in, where is the switch bitch?

by Dan July 29, 2005

tumble

To comprehend the meaning of another slang expression.

When he said "rat fink" I didn't tumble.

by Dan November 20, 2003

virginia tech

I just want to point one thing out here. UVA and VT are completly different schools. If you want a law degree or business degree, you go to UVA. However they cant even touch Virgina Tech's Engineering and Science programs. Both schools are commpletely respectable institutions of learning, but for different areas of study. The demographics are different, with UVA being more preppy and upper class, and VT students having a more casual demeanor and coming from middle class backgrounds. There are rednecks at VT, but most dont make it past freshman year.
Oh, and no one really cares about the Citadel/Virginia Tech rivalry.

Now lets stop this rediculous rivalry and stop comparing apples to oranges.

~I want to major in electrical engineering with a minor in mathematics, so i think i will go to Virginia Tech.

~Thats cool, i want to major in business manegment and become an entrepreneur so i will go to UVA.

~Awesome, i respect your decision because we have different tastes in education.

by Dan April 8, 2005