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ballooning

One of the most fun things to do in the entire world. An act that consists of a large shopping bag full of water balloons, skilled throwers, and a patient driver. The people drive around looking for innocent pedestrians, and they launch water balloons at them. This is very fun (especially if you know your victim), but extremely hard to get good at.
Variations of this activity include a game, where you score points!

1 point for a snipe. (a hit anywhere that gets them)
2 points for a direct hit. (an awesome shot that nails them.
5 points for a head shot. (rare but rewarding)
Dude #1: "Yo guys, let's go ballooning, I think my brother and his friends are walking home from school."

Dude #2: "Hell yeah, I'll snipe them, so bad they will look like they jsut got out of a wimming pool."
by Dan May 23, 2005
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nazi

The true way to realize the superiority of white christan men and women. just kidding. Bunch of assholes and people who think they are better than jews blacks and everyone else.
by Dan July 25, 2008
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IT

Short for "information technology". Synonymous with MIS or CIS, which is "management/computer information systems." Term used to loosely describe computers and the management of information.

IT professionals are often looked down upon as non-social beings who fix computers all day. IT, in reality, is anything related to using technology to store and analyze information.
by Dan June 9, 2005
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integra

In the United States, the Acura Integra was a sporty small car produced from 1986-2001. In 2002, the Integra was replaced by the RSX. In Japan, where the Acura nameplate does not exist, the car always has been known as the Honda Integra.

A popular car among the import modification scene. For a relatively small investment, one can buy an Integra and build it up to be a very fast drag car or autocrossing/road racing car.

Consumer Reports has consistently rated the RSX & Integra as "Best Buys" for their solid reliability and excellent resale value.

The Integra is mechnically similar to the Honda Civic, which is another reason why it is popular in the import scene -- many parts are swappable.

In recent years, the Integra (particularly the faster GS-R and Type R models) have become targets for theft. This has driven insurance rates on those cars sky-high. Many "chop shops" steal these cars, strip them of all parts, and then re-sell these parts to friends, on eBay, etc. Of the most value are the engines, which routinely sell for $2500 or more.
"Damn man, Tegs are sweet cars."
by Dan June 9, 2005
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express

A store where men or women can buy very fashionable clothing. Express is owned by Structure.

Originally was a women's clothing store, but Structure clothing stores later changed their name to Express Men and revamped their product lines.

Styles at Express are usually regarded as "dressy" while still looking somewhat casual. Popular items for men are pinstripe pants and the "MX" collared shirts.

A common stereotype is that Express Men appeals only to metrosexuals.
"I want to impress this girl at work, so I'm going to buy a new shirt and tie at Express Men."
by Dan June 9, 2005
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cingular

The first-ever cellular phone provider. Cingular was originally known as Cellular One. Recently purchased AT&T Wireless to be the largest cell phone provider in the country with nearly 50 million subscribers.

Cingular is a GSM provider in the United States.
"Cingular's logo is called Jack."
by Dan June 9, 2005
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Motorola

One of the largest manufacturers of mobile phones, semiconductors, and other electronic equipment.

Motorola is often known for making cellular phones, such as the RAZR or StarTAC. They produced the first cell phone, sometimes called the "brick" for it's brick-like shape and weight.

Other products include radios, PowerPC computer processors, and semiconductors.
"Hello Moto!" is the company's motto.
by Dan June 9, 2005
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