dan's definitions

snow bird

A Jew that retires to either Arizona or Florida

That damn Snow Bird made all his money up North and now can retire eating gingersnaps and refering to the Fridge as the IceBox

by Dan March 27, 2005

Mad Props

A statement of recognition and respect.
Coined by Baltimore DJ Bill "The Thrill" Hill on his talk show.

"Mad Props" to you far a job well done!

by Dan May 2, 2004

Tits

Pacifiers for men and women. Something to look at when talking to a woman.

"hope she doesn't notice me looking at those fine tits"

by dan March 23, 2003

hot 103

A radio station in Winnipeg that plays a lot of music made for girls aged 8-18 and middle aged women.

DJ: Up next, the same songs we played 2 hours ago. Hot 103 you source for the same 21 songs!!! <insert typical sound clip here>

by Dan March 8, 2007

worm

An apprentice on an oil drilling crew.

We need to change out the drill bit. Get the worm over here to help you trip the pipe out of the ground.

by Dan August 15, 2008

Obtrompery

A complete fool

You Obtrompery

by dan April 28, 2003

emachines

computers that have specs that look good to an unprofessional. prices are low because manufacturers put in slow hard drives, cheap motherboards, crappy fans and cases with poor airflow which will eventually kill your processor.

my emachines was lookin good for the first year, now i have to completely replace the heatsink and fan on the processor, replace the hard drive and power supply.

by Dan February 16, 2005