6 definitions by dadmenow

Your asian friend who is pretty much american in all the ways he acts, yet still has an accent.
"Hey Hamnuts, what s up?"
by dadmenow December 7, 2017
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1.One of two cunts swordfighting, with thighs bigger than a house
2.The common name for a cat
"You are such a swashbuckling thunder cunt."
by dadmenow December 1, 2017
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1. A total idiot, with the mental capacity of a duck
2. Someone who got hit in the nuts so hard they lost all feeling in their nuts
by dadmenow November 30, 2017
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When you get high off a sharpie, first asking yourself the question "How many sniffs does it take to get high off a sharpie?"
"How many sniffs does it take to get high off a sharpie?"

"1... 2... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"\
"wow, you're sharphigh!"
by dadmenow December 7, 2017
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