numnuts

Numnuts or num-nuts is a slang term that is used to depict someone who is a constant source of trouble. Usually an individual who screws up, or constant makes mistakes. Someone who botches a job, event, or situation.

"Good job, numnuts!"
-Or-
"You guys are a bunch of #%^&!$$ numnuts! Hit the ground and give me 50!" (a drill sergeant to his platoon of Army trainees.

by Guler March 11, 2005

numnuts

Anyone (especially a network news correspondent) who needs to consult Urban Dictionary to define "numnuts."

Did you see that numnuts on CNN looking up "numnuts"?

by AlaBam December 1, 2006

numnuts

A Rangers Supporter

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

numnuts

usually an insult; self explainatory

the person sitting here and reading my dumbass definition has a pair of numnuts on his head

by wouldnt you like to know numnuts May 26, 2003

Numnut

Numnut (n)This term is usually used to describe one of little intelligence or thought. It originates from the term numb nut meaning that ones nut, or head in this case, is numb i.e. the numnut has little to no activity in the head.

"i sprayed deodorant on my hair this morning and used my hair spray under my arms"
"oh you numnut"

by louisCo February 22, 2006

Numnuts

1. A total idiot, with the mental capacity of a duck
2. Someone who got hit in the nuts so hard they lost all feeling in their nuts

"Shut up numnuts."

by dadmenow November 30, 2017

Numnut

Numnut is the word my boyfriend uses to describe me. It means retarted, stupid and sped.

me: “Steam is hot”

Boyfriend: “ it wasn’t the steam numnut it was the bag.”

by Floyd George May 4, 2021