10 definitions by dabizz

OC

Overly caucasian, do not place on dance floor.

"I'm OC, do not place me on a dance floor"

by dabizz March 5, 2008

the ole two finger jones

quite simply, fingering a bitch. A long practiced time honored tradition.

Jonny: "Hey Cody, why do you keep smelling your fingers?"

Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.

Jonny: Oh....can I smell?

by dabizz December 4, 2007

Famunda Butter

Funky thick sweaty butter that comes famunda your nuts. Also known as nut funk and duck butter

"We're all out of butter but I already started making toast."

"I've got some famunda butter you can put on it"

"I don't know what that is nor do I care, it sounds delicious. Would you mind slappin some on my toast while i go and check my email"

"Gladly Mother!"

by dabizz March 1, 2008

Backtoo

a tattoo on ones back.

"why do you have a tattoo on your back that say's "backtoo?"

"why, because that's exactly what it is."

"Oh.........kay?..."

by dabizz February 5, 2008

Stoner

Someone, mostly males from the ages of 13-19, who run around throwing rocks at people for no good reason. They throw stones, hence the term "stoner".

Benny: "Ya see that boy Jonny walking towards us?"

Me: "Yeah, what about him?"

Benny: "Well rumor has it that he is quite the stoner."

Me: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIfe!!!!!"
*takes off running*

by dabizz June 16, 2008

uncle ted

the real definition of an "uncle ted" is someone who walks into an empty restroom full of empty stalls, other than the one you are in, and opts to drop a major duece in the stall right next to you, which in turn annoys the fuck out of you just like your uncle ted does. Not recommended as uncle tedding someone can get your shoes pissed on.

"dude, im pissed as fuck."
"why what happened?"
"I was enjoying my peaceful morning shat session when some asshole decided to uncle ted me."
"what did you do?"
"I pissed on his shoes."
"good, he deserved it. Some people!"

by dabizz December 6, 2007

hicky

A hick and a hillbilly all rolled into one funny lookin creature. Also known as Hickabilly and Hillbicky

HickyBill " Look at um down der, burshin der teef."

Me "shut up you hicky"

by dabizz February 22, 2008