dabizz's definitions

uncle ted

the real definition of an "uncle ted" is someone who walks into an empty restroom full of empty stalls, other than the one you are in, and opts to drop a major duece in the stall right next to you, which in turn annoys the fuck out of you just like your uncle ted does. Not recommended as uncle tedding someone can get your shoes pissed on.

"dude, im pissed as fuck."
"why what happened?"
"I was enjoying my peaceful morning shat session when some asshole decided to uncle ted me."
"what did you do?"
"I pissed on his shoes."
"good, he deserved it. Some people!"

by dabizz January 1, 2008

chilled grease sammich

A grilled cheese sammich that has either been left out all night or refrigerated turning it into chilled grease. Delicious if you have any kind of munchies, not if you don't

"Do you want a taste of this deliciious chilled grease sammich?'

"Thats naasssttyyyy!"

by dabizz March 1, 2008

the ole two finger jones

quite simply, fingering a bitch. A long practiced time honored tradition.

Jonny: "Hey Cody, why do you keep smelling your fingers?"

Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.

Jonny: Oh....can I smell?

by dabizz January 1, 2008

OC

Overly caucasian, do not place on dance floor.

"I'm OC, do not place me on a dance floor"

by dabizz March 7, 2008

hicky

A hick and a hillbilly all rolled into one funny lookin creature. Also known as Hickabilly and Hillbicky

HickyBill " Look at um down der, burshin der teef."

Me "shut up you hicky"

by dabizz February 22, 2008

Backtoo

a tattoo on ones back.

"why do you have a tattoo on your back that say's "backtoo?"

"why, because that's exactly what it is."

"Oh.........kay?..."

by dabizz February 7, 2008

flicky that nicky

when you toss a cigarette butt. a cigarette contains nicotine, hence nicky. flick hence flicky.

"yo dawg, you want the last hit of that bogue?"
"naw dude, that shits cashed. flicky that nicky"

by dabizz January 2, 2008