Definitions by dabizz

flicky that nicky

when you toss a cigarette butt. a cigarette contains nicotine, hence nicky. flick hence flicky.

"yo dawg, you want the last hit of that bogue?"
"naw dude, that shits cashed. flicky that nicky"

flicky that nicky by dabizz January 2, 2008

the ole two finger jones 

quite simply, fingering a bitch. A long practiced time honored tradition.

Jonny: "Hey Cody, why do you keep smelling your fingers?"

Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.

Jonny: Oh....can I smell?

the ole two finger jones by dabizz January 1, 2008

uncle ted 

the real definition of an "uncle ted" is someone who walks into an empty restroom full of empty stalls, other than the one you are in, and opts to drop a major duece in the stall right next to you, which in turn annoys the fuck out of you just like your uncle ted does. Not recommended as uncle tedding someone can get your shoes pissed on.

"dude, im pissed as fuck."
"why what happened?"
"I was enjoying my peaceful morning shat session when some asshole decided to uncle ted me."
"what did you do?"
"I pissed on his shoes."
"good, he deserved it. Some people!"

uncle ted by dabizz January 1, 2008