dabizz's definitions

Famunda Butter

Funky thick sweaty butter that comes famunda your nuts. Also known as nut funk and duck butter

"We're all out of butter but I already started making toast."

"I've got some famunda butter you can put on it"

"I don't know what that is nor do I care, it sounds delicious. Would you mind slappin some on my toast while i go and check my email"

"Gladly Mother!"

by dabizz March 1, 2008

uncle ted

the real definition of an "uncle ted" is someone who walks into an empty restroom full of empty stalls, other than the one you are in, and opts to drop a major duece in the stall right next to you, which in turn annoys the fuck out of you just like your uncle ted does. Not recommended as uncle tedding someone can get your shoes pissed on.

"dude, im pissed as fuck."
"why what happened?"
"I was enjoying my peaceful morning shat session when some asshole decided to uncle ted me."
"what did you do?"
"I pissed on his shoes."
"good, he deserved it. Some people!"

by dabizz January 1, 2008

Backtoo

a tattoo on ones back.

"why do you have a tattoo on your back that say's "backtoo?"

"why, because that's exactly what it is."

"Oh.........kay?..."

by dabizz February 7, 2008