d0c's definitions

pinched

to get arrested by the police.... a very old term.

I was pinched by the cops.

by d0c February 12, 2008

baloon knot

An asshole... a tied baloon looks like the human asshole.

My woman has a tight brown baloon knot.

by d0c March 17, 2008

bumping ugly

To have sex...fuck...screw...knock boots!

Are you two bumping ugly?

by D0c February 23, 2006

paddy

Since many early American cops were Irish, the wagon that carried them to a crime scene or hauled crooks to the jail were known as Paddy Wagons.

O'leary... summon the paddy wagon... these boys need to spend the night in the hoosecow.

by D0c April 10, 2006

gizz

Another name for a pussy. A gizz sounding like GA-IZZZ, not jizz as in sperm or cum.

My friend has a gizz vent in her car, which blows A/C on her bare gizz.

REMEMBER: G is for girl and GIZZ... not J as in jizz!

by d0c August 12, 2006

He Man Woman Haters Club

From the old Our Gang show where the little boys hated the little girls and would not allow them into the club. A modern day version is any group of men who love to hate and hate to love the females. HMWH are not gay, just can't stand the BS that females offer. Another example is Al Bundy's NO MA'AM Club.

I am a member of the He Man Woman Haters Club.

by D0c February 24, 2006

fired

To break up with, divorce, get out of a relationship.

My girl fired me after she caught me with her sister!
I had to fire my girl when I found out she was a man.

by D0c April 16, 2006