d0c's definitions

lip lard

The same as chapstick or any lube for your beak.

My lips are chapped, through me some lip lard.

by D0c May 21, 2008

Lip lard

Another name for Chapstick or other lip stuff to put on your beak....

Hey, my lips are dry, throw me some lip lard.

by D0c May 21, 2008

dark star

An asshole on anyone....

My woman has a nice dark star...tho it is a bit hairy....

by d0c March 17, 2008

rusty sheriff star

A brown asshole or poop shoot.

My old lady has a clean rusty sheriff star for a culo.

by d0c March 17, 2008

baloon knot

An asshole... a tied baloon looks like the human asshole.

My woman has a tight brown baloon knot.

by d0c March 17, 2008

wheat ridge

Is the home of the Coors BOTTLE Company....the company that makes the beer bottles for the Golden based brewery.

Coors gets its bottles from the plant in Wheat Ridge.

by d0c March 17, 2008

catchers mitt

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.

Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....

by d0c March 17, 2008