Present

the thing you literally say when your old teacher "calls" you.
ANOTHER DEFINITION
is that its a f*cking object that someone's hands that got run over gave you.
T:Juan!
J:Present!
wowwwww what a cool present

yeah, "ow ow my hands"
by crystalusesdiscord February 14, 2022
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Pretend doesn't exist

a tiktok trend where you have to look at a sound and then pretend the person doesn't exist.
look at sound
me: pretend doesn't exist
by crystalusesdiscord February 14, 2022
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