7 definitions by creature69

Doinker

doinker stands for anything you want it to when regular words are too boring, or when you forget the correct word.

Hey guys, the delivery of doinkers just arrived. Once you're done fixing the doinkers let me know. Maybe tonight we'll go to that doinker bar and I'll buy everyone some shots of Turkey 101.

by creature69 January 31, 2021

slackall

calling someone on slack. not a phone call, not typing into slack, but doing the slack call.

yo, i don't feel like setting up a zoomeeting, so lets just slackall. me: sure, all you gotta do is hit it and you know i'll answer your slackall bro

by creature69 April 29, 2021

one foot in front of the other

grinding. survive. slow and steady one day at a time keep on workin stay focused. the goal here is to not let too many thoughts and plans affect your success at the simple task in the present - which is the main thing that matters, right now, if you want to move forward in life.

hey bro i know your life is shit right now but keep on keepin one foot in front of the other and you'll come out of this.

by creature69 October 10, 2018

bamzoombled

When you get stood up for an online video chat date after e-dating for way too long. Probably for the better.

Bro I finally got that hot chick I've been so excited about to video chat with me, and she totally bamzoombled me. I had plucked my stray eyebrow hairs and everything.

by creature69 April 4, 2020

Boomerz

psychedelic mushrooms - magic mushrooms, shrooms, psilocybin. aka: Boomerz, Boomz, BoomBoomz. aka aka: channel to the gods, space, time, and your soul.

Yo bro, call up those 2 hot hippie chicks from San Marcos - I just scored some purple Boomerz, and Eeyore's birthday party is tomorrow.

by creature69 August 22, 2020

no comprende

what the fuck are you talking about???? getting too deep / intentionally esoteric just for the fucks sake. just say what you mean straight up otherwise i'll just say 'no comprende'.

my high socialist buddy started off right away with how the meaning of life was symbolized by ... <bla bla bla bla>...... I am totally like at a loss to even begin to respond so I just say "no comprende, dude"

by creature69 May 1, 2020

Boardin'

could be any of the boardin' sports, but usually it's associated with Snowboarding.

hey dude lets go boardin', like now! 7 inches of powpow just hit the mountains.

by creature69 August 1, 2019