What would a pirate do? A question of virtue asked by followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarians. The answer usually involves large quantities of grog or rum followed by the singing of many a sea shanty.
Lil Ricky: Man my girl just left me for another girl. I don't know what to do man.
Timbo: WWAPD bro?
Lil Ricky: Good point man let's get drunk and sing pirate songs.