Definitions by crazycyrax
rickraped
Rickraped is a variant of the Rickrolled internet phenomenon in which an ususpecting user clicks a link expecting to see something relating to message from a friend or a discussion thread and instead Rick Astley leaps out from the computer and rapes the viewer.
Trent: So I clicked on this link Bobby sent me in an email saying it was pics of his new car and before i knew what was happening, Rick Astley jumped out of my computer screen and buttfucked me while eating a tuna sangwich.
Chip: You got Rickraped bro....Hard. Rick Astley is known to eat tuna sangwiches while performing Rickrape.
Trent: Yeah well it fuckin sucked.
Chip: You got Rickraped bro....Hard. Rick Astley is known to eat tuna sangwiches while performing Rickrape.
Trent: Yeah well it fuckin sucked.
rickraped by crazycyrax June 17, 2009
Nut Spot
I pulled in the mall parking lot just as someone was backing out of the front row. I put my blinker on and grabbed the Nut Spot.
Nut Spot by crazycyrax June 15, 2009
WWAPD
What would a pirate do? A question of virtue asked by followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarians. The answer usually involves large quantities of grog or rum followed by the singing of many a sea shanty.
Lil Ricky: Man my girl just left me for another girl. I don't know what to do man.
Timbo: WWAPD bro?
Lil Ricky: Good point man let's get drunk and sing pirate songs.
Timbo: WWAPD bro?
Lil Ricky: Good point man let's get drunk and sing pirate songs.
WWAPD by crazycyrax June 5, 2009
Universal Excuse
An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination.
The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."
The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."
Universal Excuse can be used as follows:
Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?"
Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."
Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?"
Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."
Universal Excuse by crazycyrax May 8, 2009
canada
America's Hat does not keep the United States warm because Canada is actually the coldest place in North America.
canada by crazycyrax March 26, 2009
heyallright
An expression of joy or disbelief most powerfully conveyed in a loud, markedly southern accent with great excitement.
Steve: Hey Jimbo I finally got that fourth wheel for ma pickup. Now I can take ma cousin to the box social like we had been fixin' on.
Jimbo: Well Heyallright!!!
Jimbo: Well Heyallright!!!
heyallright by crazycyrax March 9, 2009
brew through
A drive through Liquor Store found most typically in Southern States such as North Carolina and Florida in which the customer never has to exit his vehicle.
Jimbo - What you doin tonight son?
Lil Ricky - I'm finna hit up that ill brew through and put a hurtin ona 24 pack of Busch Light.
Jimbo - Ah hell yeah
Lil Ricky - I'm finna hit up that ill brew through and put a hurtin ona 24 pack of Busch Light.
Jimbo - Ah hell yeah
brew through by crazycyrax March 6, 2009