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Definitions by crazfulla

Cash price 

This originates from the days of the gold standard when "cash money" meant gold or silver, which holds intrinsic value as opposed to paper currency. By today's standards however It does not necessarily mean payment must be made in tangible form. Generally the term refers to the price paid up front for goods or services without any delays or caveats. A cash price is often less than the vendor's initial asking price in order to facilitate a quick sale.
"It is in really good condition. I'm only selling as I need some money right now".

"OK so what's your cash price?"
Cash price by Crazfulla June 30, 2022

Pseudo-Liberal 

A fringe group of people that may claim to support liberal ideologies of equality, individual rights and freedom, but in reality do not, or that may be incorrectly classified as liberals by others.

This includes the Neo-Feminist movement and others that are often portrayed as the extreme left, thus being used by conservative media to paint inaccurate stereotypes of liberals. In reality, these people have more in common with the Neo-Nazi movement than actual Liberals.
"The emerging Pseudo-liberal movement is an affront to freedom of speech".
Pseudo-Liberal by crazfulla June 19, 2018

rightwash 

Taken from the term whitewash. Meaning to take something; such as a watered down version of a popular left wing political policy; and twist it around into capitalist propaganda. Typically used to indoctrinate less intelligent voters into thinking conservatives actually run a country in anyone's interests but their own.
"The National Party's half measures are plunging New Zealand into poverty. It is a complete rightwash."
rightwash by Crazfulla July 13, 2015

Hypotenuse 

Code word for penis.

Based on the fact that when your penis is erect it points kinda up and kinda out. So, it is on an odd angle, like the longest side of a right angled triangle.

Uses:

1. To discretely refer to male genitals.

2. To flame people (IE call them a dick).
1. "My hypotenuse is 12 inches."

2. "You my dear sir, are a hypotenuse."
Hypotenuse by crazfulla December 17, 2010
In some conversations on message boards, it is used in place of the word "random" to indicate that a post is off topic.

It may also be used to indicate that the content of a post is inappropriate for that board should be posted in /b/ instead.

This is due to the fact that "/b/" originates from the 4chan "random" board. the /b/ board is full of all manner of obscene madness that you wouldn't even see in sparta.
Poster 1: Which do you think is better- PS3 or Xbox 360?
Poster 2: My penis.
Poster 3: /b/
/b/ by crazfulla June 16, 2010

emolicious 

Used to describe fit young women whom appear to be emo or listen to the emo punk genre of music. Usually of a slim build, black hair combed over the face in the form of an emo fringe and have occasional lesbian tendancies.
Me: Dude Ayme hooked up with Sinead last night!! omg it was emolicious!
Friend: O RLY?
emolicious by crazfulla December 11, 2008

Slag Fais 

Breakdown: Slag Fais

1. The cute and often provocative face that a 14~ year old girl puts on to attract members of the opposite sex.

2. The person with such a face, used as an insult in place of calling them a slag or jail bait.
1. "Don't pay attention to her slag fais!"

2. "That slag fais is nothing but trouble"
Slag Fais by crazfulla October 16, 2008