25 definitions by crapper mcgee

A self-made man, but overly arrogant and full of himself, highly egotistical, unaware of anything that does not directly relate to him. Has a use-and-throw-away-policy regarding women. Primarily from the sunshine state, but they have been known to migrate.
"What an asshole, he's such a california king!"
by crapper mcgee January 23, 2004
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When you shave the hair on your head to 2 or 1 millimeter in length, so that when you run your hand over your head, it feels like a coarse, short-haired brush. When you try to pull a sweater or shirt over your head, it will stick a bit like velcro.
"Man, this velcro got me a head full of lint from my sweater".
by crapper mcgee January 25, 2004
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When, after inhaling too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas), contained in a baloon, you subsequently pass out, as nitrous is used as an anasthetic.
"Shit, Pete's gone to balloon land! Hahahahaha!"
by crapper mcgee January 23, 2004
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Scabs, stagnated/oxided blood over wounds. People commonly pick on them.
"Don't pick on that bacon, or it will never heal properly".
by crapper mcgee January 23, 2004
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A secretive group of people that place Bibles in hotel rooms. Since no-one has ever actually seen a gideon, it is believed that they started out as outcast ninjas the had embraced christianity. Government programs concentrating on capturing and studying gideons have so far been unsuccessful.
"I'm gonna call the reception and tell them I'm don't have a bible in my room, maybe I'll get lucky and see a gideon".
by crapper mcgee March 28, 2004
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Old person with no or little teeth left/ Old person.
"My grandpa is a gummer".
by crapper mcgee January 23, 2004
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Graphic depiction that has no artistic merit and that leads to sexual thought.
Which is basically every commercial I have ever seen...
by crapper mcgee March 28, 2004
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