craig's definitions
As the guests arrived back at Faversham Retreat, exhausted from a day of Big Game hunting, they were greeted by Lord Fotheringham-Smyth's ever courteous monkey butler, who politely ushered them into the Portrait Room for pink gin and cucumber sandwiches.
by Craig July 7, 2004
Get the monkey butlermug. When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.
by craig March 11, 2003
Get the coitus interuptusmug. their are atleast 9 you have to pay attention to during foreplay sex and after sex.
1. upper lip
2. finger tips
3. armpits
4. nipples
5. g-spot
6. clit
7. ass
8. thighs
9. toes/feet
1. upper lip
2. finger tips
3. armpits
4. nipples
5. g-spot
6. clit
7. ass
8. thighs
9. toes/feet
by craig March 12, 2003
Get the erogenous zonesmug. by Craig May 10, 2004
Get the Hatstandmug. Very similar to "Get up off my nuts", but it can be used by persons of both genders.
Rooting from "Cease and decist" it has been urban-ized and turned into a more popular version.
Exacting meaing is not known, but when it is said, it is advised that one moves up out the "grille" or personal space of the one who said it. Not doing so could lead to the "busting of a cap"
Rooting from "Cease and decist" it has been urban-ized and turned into a more popular version.
Exacting meaing is not known, but when it is said, it is advised that one moves up out the "grille" or personal space of the one who said it. Not doing so could lead to the "busting of a cap"
Herbert: "Hey Phillip, get up out my grille a afore I bust a cap in yo ass."
Phillip: I shall cease and decist.
Phillip: I shall cease and decist.
by Craig January 17, 2005
Get the get up out my grillemug. by Craig September 14, 2004
Get the lunchtime shaggermug. 