craig's definitions
Someone who has lost the plot and has no idea what time of day it is. Often talks incessantly about nothing in particular, regardless of whether you are listening to them or not. Also bonkers and hatstand.
by Craig May 10, 2004
Get the Cuckoomug. Taken from the Borket Family of Ipswich in Australia who choose to breed internally so their family tree has no branches despite seeking medical advise against incest. Term hence used to describe an incredibly stupid act.
You Borket!
by Craig November 24, 2003
Get the Borketmug. Usually a phrase said when people are being silent to make them laugh! Or, if you have a knife in your eye!
by craig May 9, 2004
Get the There's a knife in my eye!mug. 
A dog that belongs to a chav. Breed invariably a Pitt Bull Terrier, Staffordshire Terrier, Rottweiler or a cross of these breeds. The more dangerously over-playful they are, the more popular they seem to be.
At any time of day, on any council estate in the UK, you will see a chav and a chav dog. Steer clear.
by Craig September 10, 2004
Get the chav dogmug. When an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid penis, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a nob shiner. Used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.
by Craig August 10, 2004
Get the Nob shinermug. by craig March 11, 2003
Get the on her redsmug.