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Shit job

An unfulfilling, tedious waste of 8+ hours of the day, five days of the week, that you only persist with in order to pay the bills and the ever mounting debt that comes from having to increase your spending in order to entertain yourself outside of working hours as you are so brain dead from the hours you spend in work.

Websites such as www.urbandictionary.com are becoming increasingly popular because there are so many people out there who are either in a shit job and have nothing better to do or have had a shit job which they have quit/been fired from and are now sitting around not working as they don't want to get another shit job.
by Craig September 7, 2004
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chav dog

A dog that belongs to a chav. Breed invariably a Pitt Bull Terrier, Staffordshire Terrier, Rottweiler or a cross of these breeds. The more dangerously over-playful they are, the more popular they seem to be.
At any time of day, on any council estate in the UK, you will see a chav and a chav dog. Steer clear.
by Craig September 10, 2004
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Nuremberg

Used in the plural sense, this is Cockney rhyming slang for piles or haemorrhoids. Nuremberg trials = piles
"Blimey, me Nurembergs are givin' me jip today."
by Craig September 14, 2004
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lunchtime shagger

Someone who has sex with their partner while on their lunch break from work.
"Why is Nichola always late back from her lunch?"
"She's a lunchtime shagger, that's why."
by Craig September 14, 2004
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Basticated

Totally Ka-nackard, when something is totally beyond repair or broken. Absolutely shafted! that is shafted meaning broken.
Damn my computer blew up with smoke and everything, its totally "basticated"
by Craig September 21, 2004
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scoom

Egotistical inbred highlander, closely related to the butt monkey
Oi scoom, what the f*ck you talking bout?????
by craig September 22, 2004
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brew city

Yo, that dude is from Brew City.
by Craig September 26, 2004
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