craig's definitions
1. Grand Theft Auto, the crime of thieving a vehicle.
2. Grand Theft Auto. An extrememly popular and controversial video game series in which you take on the role of a character (character differs through-out the different games) and act out crimes whilst completing missions. The latest installment in the series, GTA San Andreas, is probably the best by far to most with many more things to do such as get girlfriends, burgle houses and a load of over crazy stuff. Also a great game if you like massacring people.
2. Grand Theft Auto. An extrememly popular and controversial video game series in which you take on the role of a character (character differs through-out the different games) and act out crimes whilst completing missions. The latest installment in the series, GTA San Andreas, is probably the best by far to most with many more things to do such as get girlfriends, burgle houses and a load of over crazy stuff. Also a great game if you like massacring people.
1. James was sent to jail for GTA.
2. Have you played GTA San Andreas.?
No, my mum says it depicts to much
violence and scenes of a sexual
nature.
.......?
2. Have you played GTA San Andreas.?
No, my mum says it depicts to much
violence and scenes of a sexual
nature.
.......?
by Craig December 31, 2004
Get the gtamug. Man is getting oral gratification from man or woman (your choice). Just before that special moments comes and your gratifier stops bobbing and leans back to get a face full. At this point a quick punch to the nose will yeild a nice trickle of blood which will quickly be joined by a shower of semen and when mixed togeter becomes your peaches and cream.
If this hoe doesn't start showing my balls some attention this blow job will end in some peaches and cream.
by Craig January 20, 2005
Get the peaches and creammug. A snurpouart is a mixture of the words - sneeze, burp, cough and fart. Meaning you do all of these at once... I wonder how it would sound?
by Craig June 15, 2004
Get the snurpouartmug. 
As the guests arrived back at Faversham Retreat, exhausted from a day of Big Game hunting, they were greeted by Lord Fotheringham-Smyth's ever courteous monkey butler, who politely ushered them into the Portrait Room for pink gin and cucumber sandwiches.
by Craig July 7, 2004
Get the monkey butlermug. by craig May 7, 2004
Get the shlump/shlumpy/shlumpinessmug. When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.
by craig March 11, 2003
Get the coitus interuptusmug.