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urban outfitters

A lot of people who say "free Tibet!" and like to give a dollar to homeless people shop here. They talk of world peace and other hippy shit when in reality their $500 jeans were made in a sweat shop in china, when the money could have gone towards freeing Tibet!
I am so into reggay that i always shop here, I'm am SUCH a hipster! Despite the christian morals behind rastafarian, i smoke weed and am down with marley.
by Craig January 24, 2004
mugGet the urban outfittersmug.

ph33r

ph33r my l33t skillz bi0tch!!!
by craig November 24, 2002
mugGet the ph33rmug.

There's a knife in my eye!

Usually a phrase said when people are being silent to make them laugh! Or, if you have a knife in your eye!
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There's a knife in my eye!..... So what did you do yesterday?
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by craig May 9, 2004
mugGet the There's a knife in my eye!mug.

twigg

A pretty little man, who lure's women to his bed on the pretense of being a cat owner. He does not own a cat.
I'm going over to Twigg's tonight to feed his sick little cat.
by Craig January 5, 2004
mugGet the twiggmug.

DPFC

Don't pay for crap. The tendency of women (mainly those indigenous to the NYC metropolitan area) to not pay for anything on a date.
Don't ask her out, she runs with the DPFC crew.
by Craig January 18, 2005
mugGet the DPFCmug.

down south chinese burn

When your girlfriend finds out your cheatin on her, and in then when your in bed with her she twists your dick like a chinese burn on your arm
why you walking funny?
your mom gave me a down south chinese burn
PUNCH
by craig March 11, 2003
mugGet the down south chinese burnmug.

tight

Ooh, that's a tight squeeze.
by craig May 7, 2004
mugGet the tightmug.

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