craig's definitions

cham

To make the action of chewing on something hard, but without any teeth.

cham, chamming, chammed

The old bastard chammed as hard as he could on the Wether's Original, but it still fell out of his floppy hole.

by Craig April 10, 2004

treat

Short for noob treat. One that is so bad, he is a treat even for noobs.

Have you seen this kid play halo? He's such a treat.

by Craig March 14, 2005

clackerwhacker

A term for an inexperienced gay male 'top'.

I met this great guy last night and took him home. He told me he had never fucked another guy before. I told him not to worry. I bent down and spread my cheeks and he tried to stick his cock up my arse but his lack of experience showed, as it took him several attempts to get it in the hole. He was a clackerwhacker!

by Craig October 10, 2004

lousie

a person called lousie

lousie is a person called louise

by craig April 14, 2005

Bipolar Disorder

A mental illness where the sufferer experiences episodes of depressed and manic states. During the depression periods the sufferer has feelings of worthlessness and deflation. Manic episodes are characterised by opposite thoughts, where the person can be hyperactive, talk very quickly, make rash decisions and be dominated by thoughts of sex. Often during these episodes the sufferer is unaware of what they are doing and will deny anything is wrong with them.

A girl I know called Nichola has Bipolar Disorder but she is unaware that her actions when she is manic make her unbearable to work with. Deep down I know that she is a sweet girl but she won't listen to any advice I give her. I wish she would seek help otherwise she will end up a very lonely individual

by Craig November 3, 2004

chili whip

Adj. The act of a man slapping his penis across a womans face.

Fred CHILI WHIPed wilma with his prehistoric suasage.

by Craig October 30, 2002

professor x

A member of the hip hop group, X Clan

Professor X raps with X Clan.

by Craig April 8, 2005