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roisin

river city character
kick ass character with a low manly voice who has some of the best scottish one liners on a scottish soap
"i love Roisin she is a legend, she is fierce"

"she is such a Roisin i love her!"
by craig January 26, 2005
mugGet the roisinmug.

Hopai

It's a word you give to a person if he/she wants to take revenge on things that are goverment-based and illy run. a male hopai's roar is defined by a loud M16 like sound, which is likely to frighten away cool-minded little roachers when they least expect it (or when they're acting "cool").

A Hopai's prey is little lump-legged rap-loving third formers. Hopai's natural enermy is a Mrs. Burrows. She shoots sharp lawsuit papers out of her anus to catch her prey. Unfortunaly when it comes to catching a Hopai there's hardly any success, as the Hopai is very fast.
There has only been one Hopai that has ever existed. He goes by the code-name "Lance" or "Hopai".
by Craig March 16, 2004
mugGet the Hopaimug.

spire

the fine art of sex in the belly button
"yo dude, wanna spire me?"
by Craig February 3, 2004
mugGet the spiremug.

Hatstand

Completely mad. Bonkers. Cuckoo
You know that girl I was seeing? Well, it turns out she's totally hatstand.
by Craig May 10, 2004
mugGet the Hatstandmug.

get up out my grille

Very similar to "Get up off my nuts", but it can be used by persons of both genders.

Rooting from "Cease and decist" it has been urban-ized and turned into a more popular version.

Exacting meaing is not known, but when it is said, it is advised that one moves up out the "grille" or personal space of the one who said it. Not doing so could lead to the "busting of a cap"
Herbert: "Hey Phillip, get up out my grille a afore I bust a cap in yo ass."

Phillip: I shall cease and decist.
by Craig January 17, 2005
mugGet the get up out my grillemug.

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

That meal was full of shlumpiness!
by craig May 7, 2004
mugGet the shlump/shlumpy/shlumpinessmug.

whizzle

a White guy with black qualities
Anyone by the name of Craige
by Craig December 11, 2003
mugGet the whizzlemug.

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