craig's definitions

Hatstand

Completely mad. Bonkers. Cuckoo

You know that girl I was seeing? Well, it turns out she's totally hatstand.

by Craig May 10, 2004

lunchtime shagger

Someone who has sex with their partner while on their lunch break from work.

"Why is Nichola always late back from her lunch?"
"She's a lunchtime shagger, that's why."

by Craig September 14, 2004

get up out my grille

Very similar to "Get up off my nuts", but it can be used by persons of both genders.

Rooting from "Cease and decist" it has been urban-ized and turned into a more popular version.

Exacting meaing is not known, but when it is said, it is advised that one moves up out the "grille" or personal space of the one who said it. Not doing so could lead to the "busting of a cap"

Herbert: "Hey Phillip, get up out my grille a afore I bust a cap in yo ass."

Phillip: I shall cease and decist.

by Craig January 17, 2005

Moussa

A Legendary Name. Only true lebo's are Moussa

Oii man im scared.. Moussa is ganna kill me

by Craig May 6, 2005

spam danglers

sagging fanny lips

omg her spam danglers are parting like moses making the sea part

by craig December 9, 2003

Taff

a Taff is someone from Wales. See Paddy

Ay, get out of here you Taffs!

by Craig June 15, 2004

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

A word meaning goodness.

That meal was full of shlumpiness!

by craig May 7, 2004