craig's definitions

red sex

sex while the woman is on her period

why is there blood on your bed
because dat dumb hoe din't tell me she was on her reds

by craig March 11, 2003

flop video

A homemade pornography of sorts, in which a girl pulls out a guys cock with a flopping action.

Hahaha man have you seen the flop video yet? She really gets into it.

by craig March 7, 2005

Moose Knuckle

N. The split bulge in a mans pants caused by wearing jeans that are too tight. More often than not, these jeans are manufactured ny Wrangler.

Holy crap! That dude has hella Mosse Knuckle!

by Craig October 28, 2002

tight

The word Tight can be used to mean Unfair.

Guy 1: Sorry I can't come out, I'm grounded.
Guy 2: That is so tight!

by craig May 6, 2004

ookie

Another word for disgusting

Ookie that green bogey is ookie

by craig March 15, 2005

Tit City

A term for when people go to a cosmetic surgeon to have their breasts augmented. They are given a brochure to look through, with all the different permutations available.

"Wow, have you seen the amount of boobs in this book?" "Yes, it's like being in Tit City!"

by Craig October 10, 2004

PFG

Short form for Pretty Frickin' (or Fuckin') Good.

Origin: In Good Company (2004), starring Dennis Quaid, Topher Grace.

That idea you came up with was PFG!

by craig February 3, 2005