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net slang

acronyms used for quick typing on the net. usually used during instant messaging sessions or games of red alert 2
see also ffs omg wtf fouc mfc
ffs where have u been?
by craig February 16, 2004
mugGet the net slangmug.

red sex

sex while the woman is on her period
why is there blood on your bed
because dat dumb hoe din't tell me she was on her reds
by craig March 11, 2003
mugGet the red sexmug.

fouc

acronym for fuck off you cunt. combines a few of the strongest swear word in the english language. would only be used in writing, as saying this will have very little shock. see also net slang
oi, fouc
by craig February 16, 2004
mugGet the foucmug.

hull breach

when wipping your arse without enough paper and your finger breaks through.
the night before last arnold, after a very hot curry and meatball soup, only used two squares to wipe with resulting in a hull breach which you can still smell on his finger today.
by craig January 17, 2005
mugGet the hull breachmug.

snurpouart

A snurpouart is a mixture of the words - sneeze, burp, cough and fart. Meaning you do all of these at once... I wonder how it would sound?
Whoah! I never expected a snurpouart to sound like that!
by Craig June 15, 2004
mugGet the snurpouartmug.

heated

To equip ones self with one (or more) firearms.


Example:
'Man, go get heated and we'll meet up under the bridge to take out them useless exscuse for gangsters.'
by Craig January 1, 2005
mugGet the heatedmug.

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

That meal was full of shlumpiness!
by craig May 7, 2004
mugGet the shlump/shlumpy/shlumpinessmug.

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