craig's definitions

seiser

Word made up by Craig, in scrabble. When he meant to type Seizure, but cannot spell.

An example is not required in this case

by Craig January 22, 2005

red sex

sex while the woman is on her period

why is there blood on your bed
because dat dumb hoe din't tell me she was on her reds

by craig March 11, 2003

right hand limit

Using your right hand to get your pud off. Most commonly performed by male Calculus teachers or students.

Hey Bob...The other day I was on the shitter taking the natural log when the dude in the next stall was taking the right hand limit!

by Craig November 3, 2003

doit

an areshole

jam that up your doit

by Craig April 29, 2004

hull breach

when wipping your arse without enough paper and your finger breaks through.

the night before last arnold, after a very hot curry and meatball soup, only used two squares to wipe with resulting in a hull breach which you can still smell on his finger today.

by craig January 17, 2005

net slang

acronyms used for quick typing on the net. usually used during instant messaging sessions or games of red alert 2
see also ffs omg wtf fouc mfc

ffs where have u been?

by craig February 16, 2004

fouc

acronym for fuck off you cunt. combines a few of the strongest swear word in the english language. would only be used in writing, as saying this will have very little shock. see also net slang

oi, fouc

by craig February 16, 2004