craig's definitions

pass the polo

a game which involves atleast 4 people sitting in a circle. You have one polo and you have to pass it to each other via mouths and tongues

hi babez, you fine ass be-atches wana play pass the polo, then fuck like horny animals?

by craig March 12, 2003

HOOVER

A quick tempered asshole..one who believes he is agg

damn ..dood hes being a hoover

by craig March 7, 2005

clocked

to be hit over the head by ones clock in a fit of rage. see also clock.

she clocked me good, I ended up in hospital. (true story!)

by craig November 25, 2004

neowinian

A member of the neowin.net community.

I am a Neowinian, you will ph33r meh, because I am teh own joo. Sure you might get laid, but I will hax0r jo0!

by Craig July 3, 2004

tauroassism

A medical condition in which your ass looks like a bull's head. Not to be confused with taruodontism or ghetto booty. See also Nita, iwillmotherfuckingkillyou

'So she told me to check THIS. And so I looked, and sure enough, she had tauroassism. I didnt see that coming, but it explains all the snorting coming from her butt.'

by Craig May 29, 2003

fricka frocka

verb: an explanation, to shout out if hurt
background: my mom made it up when she burnt her self

My mom yelled, "fricka frocka," because the pan was hot.

by Craig June 10, 2004

erogenous zones

their are atleast 9 you have to pay attention to during foreplay sex and after sex.
1. upper lip
2. finger tips
3. armpits
4. nipples
5. g-spot
6. clit
7. ass
8. thighs
9. toes/feet

She loves me
how you know?
cus i took care of all her erogenous zones

by craig March 12, 2003