8 definitions by crackotfige

Top Definition
1. To be dishonest or corrupt, often used in reference to a police officer.
2. To be at a stage of severe intoxication due to the use of narcotics and/or alcohol.
3. To be homosexual or effeminate in appearance or nature.
1. "Supt. Sam Tucker was a bent cop."
2. "Oh man, I was totally bent last night."
3. "You are so friggin' bent!"
by crackotfige September 05, 2005
1. Somebody who loves the cock
2. A colloquial insult which may exaggerate the feelings the receiver has for the cock.
"You are a total cocklover, man..."
"Naw, I only enjoy it the odd occasion..."
by crackotfige September 04, 2005
Generally used to describe an ill-fashioned walking stick upon which one would hovel, thus providing support for old or feeble persons.
"I am leaning on a hovel post"
"True, it is because you are unable to support yourself without it."
"Yes"
by crackotfige September 01, 2005
The thick-lensed (and thick-rimmed) spectacles associated with those scary, trenchcoat wearing men who hang around playgrounds. And don't have kids.

"My, what big glasses you have!"
"Ah, you mean my paedoscopes! All the better to see you with, my dear..."
by crackotfige September 01, 2005
The covert practice of watching two girls get intimate with each other from a sheltered area.
George: Hey Gregor, nice night-vision goggles you got there! Going for a spot of lesbionage?

Gregor: You betcha!
by crackotfige January 09, 2005
(n) The subject of a colloquial insult which is rarely based on fact, meaning a person with a dick in place of a nose, or vice-versa.
"Guess again, dicknose!" - Donald Fagen
by crackotfige September 04, 2005
1. To suck semen from a sexual partner's orifice following intercourse.

2. To insert a live gerbil, hamster, or other into your anus using a tube, cardboard or otherwise.

3. Something you might practice if in the intimate company of alleged felcher Richard Gere, who was apparently caught while practising definition number 2.
It is wise to trim your pet hamsters nails prior to a good felch.
by crackotfige January 08, 2005

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