cookie's definitions

deliver a royal deuce

To take an extraordinary shit, whether it be of spectacular size, color, or odor, etc.

Dude!! Come check this out!! I just delivered a royal deuce!!

by cookie November 13, 2004

8=|:-)-|-<

teh chef. He so :D. He cook for you long time. Chop chop.

<cookie> 8=|:-)-|-<
<cookie> ph334 teh chef
den` eats cookie

by Cookie December 7, 2003

either and or both

a term of indifference, uncaring

tom - hey jim, do you want some ice cream or a swift kick in the nuts?

jim - either and or both

by cookie May 25, 2004

homotastic

A combination of homo and fantastic; to be spectacularly gay

Man #1 to Men #2 & #3, making out on park bench:
"Man, you guys are homotastic!"

by cookie August 27, 2004

ungodly hottness scale

the SSS rating that rates a guy's hottness on a scale of 1-10 {1 being ur grandma's ass in a bikini and 10 being, well, #10} this falls on pages 41-42 in the BBC u can only see it if we deem you worthy and you are NOT if your name is ADAM B, Brian & chris (s maid's brothers) uncle floyd and mom

"OMG hes UNGODLY HOTT"

GG: god adam, ur such a ONE
Bug: oooo BURN! yea fuck off and get a life

by Cookie October 17, 2004

Hakuna Matata

No worries...used in someplaces of america.

Steph was so worries..then fed said hakuna mattata..and it was all good

by cookie April 2, 2005

math book

Term for someone who has many problems, usually of a personal nature. Loosely derived from a joke found in a box of Cracker Jack's.

Katy lost it again last night and just started bawling. What a math book.

by cookie November 22, 2004