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78 definitions by cj

 
22.
A sexual act where a female is being reverse tea-bagged and at the same time you pass gas into her nose making her cheeks puff out like a blowfish.
This chick I knew loved seafood so I gave her the Smelly Blowfish.
by CJ October 05, 2003
 
23.
goofing off, slacking
Hey, stop putzin around!
by CJ January 05, 2005
 
24.
strictly in the gay male community, person who sees words backwards, and also licks dicks suffers from dicklixia
Bruce has trouble reading his Gay Pride monthly because he has a bad case of dicklixia
by cj February 22, 2006
 
25.
Hysterical laughter when high.

Captain Magenta is a fictional character, based on the animated puppet adventures of Captain Scarlet. Captain Magenta is Scarlet's camp evil twin brother, who, like Captain Scarlet, is invincible. This does not, however, prevent him from getting hurt. Which he does in abundance.

The appearance of captain magenta in circles of certain stoners can sometimes be a dangerous phenomenon, as the laugh produced by particular stoners is identical to the call of the heroin cult.
(After 5-20 minutes of solid laughter)

Liam: holy shit man, my sides.
Timian: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Si: Captain M to the max.
by CJ September 05, 2004
 
26.
n. poop.
Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.
by cj February 22, 2004
 
27.
A lot better way of saying bitch
You BIZOTCH!!!!
by CJ November 15, 2003
 
28.
see also Captain Magenta
"The Captain has arrived"
by CJ September 05, 2004