cj's definitions

FLATULOQUIST

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

HEADLINES
Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj December 30, 2006

T-Virus

it cause people to live forever it attack the mind of the person sores

zombies and dead

by cj November 11, 2003

mines

a word that dumbasses use to mean possession.

Those books are mines.
That's mines.
You got mines?

by CJ January 7, 2004

Anal

to fuck someone in their ass; a form of sex

Chris H had anal with the J-Train!!

by CJ March 8, 2004

c-donkey

A cigarrette

Pass me that c-donkey

by CJ May 5, 2004

smoothie

gay sexual practice, a gerbel is dehaired with "NEER" hair remover. then placed in a paper towel tube, and the tube is placed at the opening of one lovers anus, the other lover then blows a hit of crack cocain into the tube. you figure out the rest.

Bruce enjoyed his weekly smoothie from Felix,it made his feel like a little girl again.

by cj December 4, 2004

bizotch

A lot better way of saying bitch

You BIZOTCH!!!!

by CJ November 15, 2003