Definitions by chris_z

shnebulator 

A vibrator. Typically the "wand" type of larger, electric vibrator such as the type made by Hitachi.

"my wife loves to use her shnebulator while she's on all fours getting pounded"

shnebulator by chris_z September 11, 2006

malbano 

Pronounced "mahl-banyo", this is the term applied to a smelly bathroom after someone drops a particularly offensive toilet bomb in it.

"Dude my girlfriend's so pissed at me for making a malbano at her mother's house on Christmas. I dropped a three-flusher in there and my ass feels like I had a baby."

malbano by chris_z December 8, 2005

Nocnas

Noun - An abbreviation for "no chin, no ass", prevalent among the lameass aging white guy set. Characteristics often include excessive whining, lack of virility and in general acting like someone's grandmother on estrogen therapy.

Dude did you see turtle-looking motherfuc*er grovel like that with that customer? I thought he was gonna cry. Kevin is such a nocnas!

Nocnas by chris_z December 5, 2005

Marvin 

A verb, akin to "Bogart". To unjustly swipe or steal; generally operating from a place of entitlement or narcissism. Adj. - "marviney"

"Dude, I was going to go out this week but that dick Kevin fucking Marvined my commissions!"

Marvin by chris_z October 13, 2005

dicktard 

A person in a temporary to permanent state of diminished mental capacity, brought on by their preoccupation with a man/dick.

"I was going to invite mom over for dinner but she started dating some guy. I can't deal with her when she's being such a dicktard."

dicktard by Chris_Z September 26, 2005