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marmalise

Marmalise,

1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup

2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.
1.

man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*

2.

man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*
by Chris February 27, 2005
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ashey

when your legs get all chalky white fromlack of moisture
by chris January 17, 2005
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Crotch Fiddler

One who fiddles the crotch, a chronic masturbator. One who jerks off compulsively.
Chris is such a crotch fiddler, no wonder we never see him any more.
by Chris March 13, 2005
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shib

shib: 'shib v Inflected forms: shib.bed; shibb.ing
1 : to consume mass quantities of alcohol in short periods of time <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>
2 : to disregard any form of civility pertaining primarily, but not limited, to skirmishes, sexual encounters, and upset stomach illness <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>
3 : to separate specific strains of DNA from West-African plant life at the quantum-physical level <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>
4 : to informally represent the eastern U.S. city of Bel Air, MD at social engagements <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>
by Chris March 2, 2005
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rapunzel

When you're doing a girl up the butt and you reach down and pluck an asshair and yell "RAPUNZEL!"
Yo I was doin this girl up the ass and I Rapunzeled her ass!
by chris October 9, 2004
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seussical

A play based on the works of Dr. Seuss. Targeted to the homosexual community in dancing and some of the lyrics
Bob: I saw Seussical last night
Eric: Is that why you just tapped my ass?
by Chris February 19, 2005
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mouth rape

When someone talks bad about you behind your back
Kat: "I'm so about to get mouth raped by Danielle.."
Chris: "How do you know?"
Kat: "Shes pissed at me and just ran off with Emily to the bathroom.."
by Chris September 6, 2005
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