chris's definitions

wikipedia

Basically it's Urban Dictionary but with all the entries based around sex-realted slang replaced by intellectual thought. A good proportion of it may or may not be written by crazy people in caves who haven't seen sunlight in years, and as a result believe that "splinkard" is a real world.

"Do NOT quote wikipedia in your dissertation! It is not an academic source." Bloody useful though.

by Chris May 13, 2005

dsl

a female with dick-suckin-lips!!

Damn... you see that girl...baby got DSL

by Chris February 21, 2005

Lalap Jons

A lalap jons is a maiden voyage of darland banks and explores the jeeebas kahns in all proverbs.

Chris: Come aboard the lalap

Sam:whhooooaaaaaatttt!!!!

by Chris January 21, 2005

cuH

used by gang members meaning their "cuz" or cousin, someone who is close to you, or a family member, never used by white folkz

ramin: yo waddap cuHHH
chris: aye yo cuh, nothing much cuH just chillin
ramin: thats tight cuHhHHH
chris: shiiiiiiiiii CuHhHHHh

by Chris November 24, 2003

rusty

A pug who pretty much resembles anybody with down syndrome.

"Food, Rusty? Food?!"

by Chris March 29, 2005

CanadianBacon

Lesser brother of FrozenBacon. Can be actively found playing counterstrike but usually dead, or camping spawn. Completely harmless creature.

Stop spawncamping CanadianBacon!

by Chris December 21, 2004

treated

being showed by someone how terrible you really are at something

our volley ball team against any other one "man bitch u just got treated"

by chris October 13, 2003