chris's definitions

Fundy

A fundamental Christian, usually protestant, who obsesses over the Bible and had no real knowledge of anything.

Yesterday a fundy told me santa was satan, they just mixed up the letters.

by chris November 16, 2004

gronski

The first evacuation of the morning following a night of hard drinking. The smell usually can remove wall paper from the walls.

I dropped a big gronski this morning that killed the dog.

by Chris February 11, 2005

Butter Face

A girl whos got a nice body but makes u gag when u see her face.

Man! Look at that chick. (She turns around) Oops, BUTTER FACE>

by Chris March 2, 2004

riding the crimson tide

Having sex with a girl on her period.

She wanted to screw but, it's that time of the month and neither of us like "riding the crimson tide", so i settled for a blow job.

by Chris March 11, 2003

oaksong

A true artist with a camera. Obscure, early English Druid.

Knows how to point and shoot.

by chris February 14, 2005

Bethel high School

Bethel High School, in Connecticut, is 85 percent white ppl, 7 percent asian, and 8 percent blacks and hispanics. In this school there is alot of like bitch ass niggas that think they Crip or blood. If you white and your from Bethel, im sorry but you cant be ghetto. If your not white, then u aight. Bethel's freshman,(08) are all little hoes, who do shit with the upperclassmen further boost their status in the school. 90 percent of the people in this school are all talk, and when it comes time to scrap they whimper and cry. The other 10 percent, or the minorities, pretty much run the 90 percent of white ppl. We are the part that actually will fight if it comes down to it and we dont take shit from nobody. Bethel high school, is full of preppy pot heads whos drug money comes out of their parents wallets and purses in the middle of the night while they sleep . The preps are cocky and the girls suck- literally. Our principle is a known alcoholic, and hes been convicted of road rage while under ther influence. GO Bethel

KIE: Yo Christian, wutchu doin after school today?
Christian:CHillin homie, then ima run up on this preppy ass junior named ben, kinda like i did with his bitch brother, then ima go get some from the freshman. Theyre sdome freaks!
Kie: gud shit my dominican friend, ima prob do the same,

by Chris April 27, 2005

childrens hospital

A place where kids go when they're sick.

Mum, I have a pole through my chest. Could you please drive me to the childrens hospital

by chris January 4, 2005