chris's definitions

the dog ate it

A classic and not very credible excuse usually used in cartoons and sitcoms to excuse a student's lack of completed homework when they get to school.

"Boy, where is your homework?"; "The dog ate it, sir" "THWACK" "OW!"

by Chris May 23, 2004

devotchkas

all girl street punk hailing from new york city. some times sited as the female form of the casualties. on punkcore records. currently writting new material.

"You've got a problem, I'm so sick of you
You're always telling me what to do
I'm not perfect, I know my flaws
But you're not gonna be the one who lays down my laws
Just because we don't see eye to eye
That doesn't mean I'll take your fuckin' lies"

"one sided society" from the album "anniliation"

by Chris September 11, 2004

wonk

To describe something that isn't quite right, slightly off or not working properly

That picture is on the wonk/ the minigun is on the wonk/ my brains are on the wonk. Originates from darkest, most remote parts of Suffolk (u.k) where everyone and everything is said to be'on the wonk'.And with very good reason.

by chris January 16, 2004

Tomacco

Fruit, produced through genetic fusion between a tomato and a tobacco plant using highly volatile uranium bars, ressembling a tomato, but filled with a black, goop-like, addictive substance.
They taste like granny.

by Chris July 29, 2003

registry

Something in your computer that you should delete if an IIS reset does not work.

Did you try an IIS reset? Well, if it does not work, try deleting your registry

by Chris June 19, 2006

lamb of god

Jesus Christ of Nazareth
The person Christians view as savior.

A kickass hardcore band formely known as burn the priest

The lamb of god is the best

by chris February 19, 2005

flambosted

To be excessivly drunk

I went to the bars last night and got flambosted

by Chris November 18, 2002