chris's definitions

jim beam

Genuine Kentucky bourbon.

Do you want a Tom Collins? No, I'll have a Beam and Coke, thanks.

by chris September 22, 2003

Crotch Ballies

Ph: Kraw-tch Bah'Lees

1. Small balls of sweat paste, lint or any multitude of non and pro bio-degradable materials one finds in their crotch. Indegenious to the male of the human species but not exclusive . See Fem = Clitty Litter

"She was wiling to go all the way until we discovered I had crotch ballies"

by Chris September 1, 2008

restard

A jokish sort of way of saying retard. Occured when a drunk flatmate tried to called me retarded. Has since been adopted as a common insult.

Man, you're so restarded.

Ha! That so ionic....

by Chris May 13, 2005

we need to talk

prelude to the end of a relationship, "we need to talk" allows someone to move into the reasons for the break-up before the shouting can begin.

We need to talk, David. You're an asshole and I think we should see other people. (It's best for both of us)

by Chris September 22, 2003

mish

missionary sex position

we did it in the mish posish

by Chris April 7, 2005

dutch oven

To fart a really stink fart under the covers and hold it there. Then hold your own head and anyone else who wants to underneath the cover and enjoy.

I dutch ovened my wife last night!

by Chris February 4, 2004

Pathfinder

My online name, see Chris Grisdale

pathfinder: hello n00bs

by Chris April 4, 2004