chris's definitions

nub

Term can apply to any of the above meanings (i.e. being a n00b different to newb and noob, leet user etc.) but can also mean a person who opens their eyes to something...let's say for instance using the term "..." or "XD" (just an example and yes, I know smeone actually like this) They will use "..." or "XD" every chance they get. The "..." or "XD" could apply to anything, but when they get smart, they won't flog (overuse) it death. They are extremely annoying until that point.

Nub: hey
Nub: ...
Person: Hey
Nub: Sup? XD
Person: Nothing
Nub: ...
Nub: Ok. Cool. XDDDD
Person: Brb
Nub: ...
Nub: XD Ok.

(I'm being very generous because I can't stand spelling like a nub)

by Chris September 14, 2005

Errnel

To Errnel is to ejaculate or to have an orgasm. It can be used by males and females. past tense would be Errneled

Hey Bob i just Errneled on Carol's face.

Bob made me Errnel so many times last night

by Chris February 4, 2005

nibbler

Somebody who bites while sucking ones genetals...

"Katie is such a nibbler"

" Katie nibbled Colins cock to pieces."

by chris February 14, 2005

markymark

a fagort or a flaming homosexual

markymark, you're a fucking fagort for putting on meka's clothes and other assorted homosexual activity

by Chris November 22, 2004

YAR!

1. Pirate's greeting.

2. Interjection used by pirates.

3. Expression of great joy.

4. Jubulant greeting.

1. "Yar, maties, to-day we sail to the Dry Tortugas!"

2. "Yar, whirrs me cutlass? I got an itch, yar. Yar, I need to do laundry!"

3. "YAR! I just won the lottery!"

4. "Yar, Fred, hows it going?"

by CHRIS October 11, 2003

Meerp

having nothing good to say about a subject.
Used to usually end a convo.at the moment it is used.

1 aaa ya i was talkin amd a kid and lust randomly he starts on the topic of aids and i was like meerp.

by Chris March 25, 2005

5-0

slang for police, originated from the TV show "hawaii five-0" (apparently a show about cops)

"5-0 at the do, gotta go" -cradle to the grave

by chris January 1, 2004