happy place

the place where you go when you masturbate

"I'm going to my happy place!"

by chocolategrape March 01, 2008

hoe bag fag

technically, i guess it means a gay whore, but its really just used as a general insult.

You're such a hoe bag fag, go die.

by chocolategrape March 03, 2008

nickle tickle pickle

pay a nickel for someone to tickle your pickle (penis)

Guy: "Nickle tickle pickle!"
Girl: "Ok!"

by chocolategrape March 04, 2008

sperm

1. vanilla ice cream
2. C.'s best friends
3. what's in A.'s hair right now
4. your mother's worst enemy
5. life ruiner
6. banana juice
7. the reason they invented abortions
8. mini jellyfish
9. bitter

SPERM sperm sperm sperrrrm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chocolategrape March 04, 2008

i wanna vaccuum

if you say it silently, it looks like you're saying "i wanna fuck you"

Person 1 (silently): I wanna vaccuum.
Person 2: Whaaaaaattt??????

by chocolategrape March 11, 2008

julianne hough

on dancing with the stars. looks about 35 to me, but apparently she's only 19.

Ew, julianne hough? she's old!
Umm... she's 19...

by chocolategrape March 11, 2008

useless information

a cock. if you are filled with useless information, you are having sex (full of cock... get it?)

She is full of useless information.

by chocolategrape March 10, 2008