chocolategrape's definitions

i wanna vaccuum

if you say it silently, it looks like you're saying "i wanna fuck you"

Person 1 (silently): I wanna vaccuum.
Person 2: Whaaaaaattt??????

by chocolategrape March 11, 2008

happy place

the place where you go when you masturbate

"I'm going to my happy place!"

by chocolategrape March 1, 2008

useless information

a cock. if you are filled with useless information, you are having sex (full of cock... get it?)

She is full of useless information.

by chocolategrape March 10, 2008

nickle tickle pickle

pay a nickel for someone to tickle your pickle (penis)

Guy: "Nickle tickle pickle!"
Girl: "Ok!"

by chocolategrape March 4, 2008

hoe bag fag

technically, i guess it means a gay whore, but its really just used as a general insult.

You're such a hoe bag fag, go die.

by chocolategrape March 3, 2008

awkward silence turtle

A turtle that you make with your hands by putting one on top of the other (palms down) and your thumbs are its arms. You use it when there is an awkward silence.

"You're a retard."
"Huh?"
*awkward silence turtle*

by chocolategrape March 3, 2008

cilf

cracker (white person) i'd like to fuck

that girl is such a cilf!

by chocolategrape February 25, 2008