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Definitions by chocolategrape

abigail breslin

an eleven year old adorable actress. most famous for her role in little miss sunshine. she will probably end up just another britney or lindsey or something... who can blame her though, have you ever heard of a child star who didn't end up like that?

julianne hough 

on dancing with the stars. looks about 35 to me, but apparently she's only 19.
Ew, julianne hough? she's old!
Umm... she's 19...

i wanna vaccuum 

if you say it silently, it looks like you're saying "i wanna fuck you"
Person 1 (silently): I wanna vaccuum.
Person 2: Whaaaaaattt??????

useless information

a cock. if you are filled with useless information, you are having sex (full of cock... get it?)
1. vanilla ice cream
2. C.'s best friends
3. what's in A.'s hair right now
4. your mother's worst enemy
5. life ruiner
6. banana juice
7. the reason they invented abortions
8. mini jellyfish
9. bitter
SPERM sperm sperm sperrrrm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sperm by chocolategrape March 4, 2008

nickle tickle pickle 

pay a nickel for someone to tickle your pickle (penis)
Guy: "Nickle tickle pickle!"
Girl: "Ok!"

wonder bread 

a white person
you can make a wonder bread sandwich...
see nutella
She's white like wonder bread!
wonder bread by chocolategrape March 3, 2008