chird's definitions

chore artist

Someone who chores on a regular basis

Mike is a thieving chore artist.

by chird September 10, 2003

gudgie

(Highland Slang) Person hailing from Dingwall or immediate area.

I'm off for a pint with some gudgies I know.

by chird September 10, 2003

gudgie-coff

(Highland Slang) Person hailing from Dingwall or immediate area. Longer version of gudgie.

Alright gudgie-coff, howsit going?

by chird September 10, 2003

chore

to steal. Appears only to be used in the Highlands of Scotland.

That filthy mink chored my bike!

by chird September 10, 2003

spec-chum

A person who owns a ZX Spectrum computer, therefore they are your friend. Coined by Your Sinclair magazine I believe.

One of my spec-chums lent me a copy of Rainbow Islands for my speccy. It's crap in a funky skillo kind of way.

by chird September 10, 2003

felch bar

An establishment where people pay to be felched or to felch.

He goes to Liam's felch bar, I hear it has reasonable rates

by chird September 10, 2003

what like

Bastardized version of fit like bred purely for the use of the 'what light?' pun as demonstrated below:

Willie: Switch off that light, Deek!
Deek: What light?
Willie: What like, yersel?

by chird March 15, 2004