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A person who has a stature similar to Saint Nicholas but is very strong and muscular

Even though Saint Nicholas is a fat man in a red suit, he delivers millions of toys around the world in one night and controls 8 (eight) flying beasts. He's got to be ripped
Dude, I thought that guy dancing with all those chicks was a total fat slob, and then he took his shirt off. That guy is ripped like Santa.
by chip70 June 02, 2011