chase's definitions

Awesomeness

The much more awesome way to describe things as awesome.

Me: I've got a dollar.
Andy: Awesomeness.

by Chase April 17, 2006

KANSAS

v.
1. A word describing the act of drinking alchoholic beverages.
2. Code word meaning "to get drunk"

A. Hey Eric, what are you doing tonight?
B. I feel like going to kansas tonight.
A. Sounds like a good idea. I'll buy the fuel.

by chase February 9, 2004

Wal-Mart

A store started by Sam Walton, which sells everything you need at very low prices. Come on, Wal-Mart dissers, you know you shop there too. Who wouldn't?

Wal-Mart has everything at low prices.

by Chase April 3, 2005

dunder

Another word for drunk, or just really intoxicated.

Damn, i'm gonna be so dunder after this beer bong.

by Chase August 3, 2003

pink shirt

A shirt worn by men who are aiming to "get some" because girls think it looks good. This is because pink shirts are completely feminine, therefore, homesexual. Pink shirts are supposedly manly or so the wearers say, but this is entirely false. In fact, the chances of a young male becoming gay after wearing a pink shirt significantly raise by 37.4%.

Look at that douchebag! He's wearing three pink shirts and all of their collars are popped.

by Chase September 22, 2005

Deal or No Deal

A game show on NBC in which contestants open cases that have various amounts of money in them. If they select that case, that amount is not in play. Then, the "Banker" calls host, Howie Mandel, and gives the contestant an "offer" based on what amouts are left.

Are you going to watch Deal or No Deal tonight?

by Chase May 6, 2006

My Chemical Romance

My Chemical Romance is a band that started in Newark, New Jersey. Personally, they are my second-favorite band (Simple Plan being my first). "I gave you my bullets, you gave me your love" and "Three cheers for sweet revenge" are their two albums. The best songs from MCR are Helena, Vampires Will Never Hurt You, Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough, and I'm Not Okay. The people who bring down MCR are only jealous that they're not in a band and aren't rich. They also get paid to put down MCR because they are so desperate.

Loser - "My Chemical Romance sucks and they have sucky songs"

Me - "Shut up."

by Chase April 17, 2005