chad'srockergrrrll's definitions

abbiziz

A nickname for people named Abdiazizz. If you're called Abdiazizz and you want to shorten it instead of having people call you Abdi or Azizz, you say Abbiziz.

Is this what is going to happen if I meet other people named Abdiazizz? Will I have to call them Abbiziz to avoid confusion with my house staff who is named that?

by chad'srockergrrrll February 5, 2021

Cod snob

A person who lives in Cape Cod, Massachusetts who thinks they are better than everyone else if they traced their lineage back to the Pilgrims. They will look down on others who don't do such a thing.

Olivia and Jacob are such Cod snobs. Just how would I have been able to turn down the advances of boys who feigned interest in me if I had relatives like them who thought I should only be dating fellow blue bloods they approved of? It's no wonder why Belinda, Chester, Haille, and Laura defined their stuffy rules. Haille is the only one of them who defied their stuffy rules and lived to tell about it, while the others later died.

by chad'srockergrrrll April 20, 2024

cream puff

a person who stays inside all day when there is a snowstorm outside because their hypocritical house staff says it's too dangerous to go out in the community yet the staff has to come to work in the slop, even though they have other family members that may not work in the education field that have to go to work in it

My roommates are cream puffs. They think that they have to stay at home all day because of a stupid snowstorm. I tell them to be rebels, but they think it's too dangerous to go out there. I have gone out in snowstorms before I moved into my current house, and I returned home alive.

by chad'srockergrrrll April 19, 2011

black mark

an insult that Amish people use to describe out of wedlock children or children with English blood

The way Amish people think out of wedlock children bearing black marks because of their parents' sin of having premarital sex, they act like the parents should have aborted them when their mothers got pregnant with them from the sexual intercourse the parents had. Like anti abortionists say "It's not the children's faults that their parents had sex before they were married".

by chad'srockergrrrll June 13, 2024

abortion

code for any reproductive rights that conservatives like to use whenever liberals try to prove that Planned Parenthood does more than that

No matter how many times liberals say that women have the right to do what they want with their own bodies, conservatives still think they are talking about abortion.

by chad'srockergrrrll May 2, 2015

smokescreen

to try to justify criminal actions if the defendant had a rough childhood

Everyone in the Casey Anthony murder trial forgot to use the sexual abuse smokescreen that her defense brought up, and that's why she was acquitted of murder.

by chad'srockergrrrll September 6, 2011

SIDS

Sudden Infantile Dumbass Syndrome. Occurs when an adult baby is placed in time out and loses a toy and he tries to get it unsuccessfully, and he gets hurt or dies because of it

When Barnaby was placed in time out, he discovered that he had lost his teddy bear. As he reached out of his adult-sized crib to get it, the crib closed on his neck crushing it. He had died suddenly of SIDS. He should have waited for his wife to come back after he had cooled off from his tantrum.

by chad'srockergrrrll October 21, 2010