chad'srockergrrrll's definitions

black mark

an insult that Amish people use to describe out of wedlock children or children with English blood

The way Amish people think out of wedlock children bearing black marks because of their parents' sin of having premarital sex, they act like the parents should have aborted them when their mothers got pregnant with them from the sexual intercourse the parents had. Like anti abortionists say "It's not the children's faults that their parents had sex before they were married".

by chad'srockergrrrll June 13, 2024

Blackwater

a guitar that Chad Kroeger plays

1) Chad Kroeger says that Blackwater, his custom-built Les Paul guitar, has a ghost Piezo pickup that makes it sound like an acoustic guitar, and there are parts that he uses when they get into the rockier songs.

2) While I came up with some clever names for Chad's guitar, (my names didn't have the words "black" or "dark" in the titles), Blackwater received the most votes.

by chad'srockergrrrll November 6, 2010

Simpsons Did It

What you say when you overhear someone plotting revenge as an allusion to Dougie from South Park who said it repeatedly to Butters

Carrie: "I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires, and carved my name into his leather seat to avenge my ex-boyfriend for cheating on me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it!"
Miranda: "I walked into a bar and attacked his new girlfriend because I'm an immature little girl who can't get over my ex like he got over me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it, Simpsons did it!"
Carrie: "They did not!"
Karen: "I know. I'm just saying what Dougie said to Butters whenever he plotted revenge against the people who wronged him".
Miranda: "South Park is a stupid show. The main characters think hunting is stupid, so I hate that show".

by chad'srockergrrrll February 15, 2015

freak show

A circus that displays people with abnormal or unusual oddities. Examples of such people include bearded women, Siamese twins, or in the case of The Saga of Darren Shan, a woman who can bite through steel, a man with two bellies, a vampire and his spider, a snake boy, a man who is afraid of the ground, a monkey girl, et al. Legal back before television was invented.

A freak show back in those times had evil con men rounding up people who had physical deformities, putting them in cages, paying the public to stare at them and forcing them to perform insane tricks that could hurt or kill normal people who imitated them. The people who saw these freak shows were just as disturbed as the people who ran them. These shows are now illegal because of the abusive nature, and the discrimination these performers faced because the public were conned into thinking that they were freaks, which meant that they were misunderstood by those who realized that they were entirely normal and that the real freaks were the people who ran these human circuses. Although there are exceptions like American Horror Story: Freak Show, and Cirque du Freak where there would be actual freaks running the shows, these were in the minority. Today, there might be shows like this which we call reality television, which displays people like Abby and Brittany, who would have qualified to be in a freak show if they were around when those things were legal. They are scary depending on the acts that are performing.

by chad'srockergrrrll April 5, 2015

betray

to plot against someone with a scheme that will get them to turn on you

When will Steve see that Darren had become a vampire to save his life because of a prank Darren did that went horribly wrong? He did not betray him. If Darren hadn't become a vampire, then Steve would be dead and Darren would have to go to jail for murder.

by chad'srockergrrrll April 18, 2015

smokescreen

to try to justify criminal actions if the defendant had a rough childhood

Everyone in the Casey Anthony murder trial forgot to use the sexual abuse smokescreen that her defense brought up, and that's why she was acquitted of murder.

by chad'srockergrrrll September 6, 2011

SIDS

Sudden Infantile Dumbass Syndrome. Occurs when an adult baby is placed in time out and loses a toy and he tries to get it unsuccessfully, and he gets hurt or dies because of it

When Barnaby was placed in time out, he discovered that he had lost his teddy bear. As he reached out of his adult-sized crib to get it, the crib closed on his neck crushing it. He had died suddenly of SIDS. He should have waited for his wife to come back after he had cooled off from his tantrum.

by chad'srockergrrrll October 21, 2010