cathi robertson's definitions
A play on the term Porta-Potty. We all like to have things we need and enjoy wherever we go, sooooo a Porta-Hotty is an incredibly realistic and HOT blow up doll (male or female...yes, I'm a fagalong) This "doll" would have "hot" parts such as mouth, penis, vaginer and asshole (warmers inside them)So that they would not only be hot in the superficial sense but also in the practical sense. The Porta-Hotty can suck peenus better than the average living person. I know you may never have seen a Porta-Hotty, but watch they'll be all the rage within months of this post.
Driver: what's the matter Homer?
Homer: I gotta boner ready to bust at the backveinseam!
Driver: Oh, don't worry, reach into the blue box in the back and pull out my Porta-Hotty. You'll have to blow her before she blows you"
minutes later...
Homer: omfg she's HAWT, where can I get a porta-hotty?"
Driver: "Lots of places, I got mine at K-Ymart."
Homer: I gotta boner ready to bust at the backveinseam!
Driver: Oh, don't worry, reach into the blue box in the back and pull out my Porta-Hotty. You'll have to blow her before she blows you"
minutes later...
Homer: omfg she's HAWT, where can I get a porta-hotty?"
Driver: "Lots of places, I got mine at K-Ymart."
by Cathi Robertson August 12, 2008
Get the Porta-Hottymug. The sound your grandma (and other old people or people with deviated septums)make when they laugh. A combination of a snarl and laugh and snort. You know it when you hear it.
by Cathi Robertson June 15, 2008
Get the snarfmug. Flo: I hear you're going out with Butch tonight, are you excited?"
Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."
Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.
Mo: *slap*
Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."
Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.
Mo: *slap*
Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
by Cathi Robertson August 19, 2008
Get the sexpectationsmug. noun; people who say fake cuss words like troutturd instead of bassturd, ashhole instead of asshold, frog or froggin instead of fuck or fucking, somehow trying to imply that they are holier than the person who uses real cuss words. when in actuality they will burn in hell with the rest of us authentic cussers and are only fooling themselves. froggin troutturds they're all ashholes if you ass me.
I'm so sick of all the hypercritters who can't get honest about their potty mouths like the rest of us.
by Cathi Robertson August 5, 2008
Get the hypercrittersmug. ''beat's the shit out of''
ie; the definition ''b'shits'', b'shits the definition ''friendgirl'' which somehow won word of the day today.
by Cathi Robertson July 7, 2008
Get the b'shitsmug. (noun) a word used as an alternative to asshole by people who think they're somehow "better" or "good" because they don't curse. (Also see: troutturd, hypercrite, frogging and bullshirt)
by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008
Get the ashholemug. noun; a naked boob, or tit, keep it simple. all these other definiions are way to complicated and unoriginal. Let's all agree that from now on, a noon, is anaked boob.
janet jackson was gracious enough to flash a noob for us when she had a ''wardrobe malfunction'' (p.s. what kind of phrase is that?)
by cathi robertson August 5, 2008
Get the noobmug.