cathi robertson's definitions

snarf

The sound your grandma (and other old people or people with deviated septums)make when they laugh. A combination of a snarl and laugh and snort. You know it when you hear it.

Grandma: omg, that's so funny, *snarf*

by Cathi Robertson June 15, 2008

religion

verb: an act or act(s) of humble charity, giving to someone in need, selfless acts of kindness.~adapted from the KJV of the Bible.

"pure religion, and undefiled before God, is this; to visit the fatherless and the widows in their affliction."

by Cathi Robertson June 15, 2008

rimwrecked

When a vehicle has at least one unmatching rim, usually caused by crackheads stealing and scrapping aluminum.

"That s.o.b. rimwrecked my car!"

by Cathi Robertson June 15, 2008

bastectomy

noun: meaning: the act of removing or having removed a bastard from your life completely.

Friend #1: Are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?"

Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."

Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?

Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."

Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)

by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008

troutturd

troutturd (noun) an alternative to using the word "bastard" for people who don't like to use fck&*(G co9834ck suc*#$kin(*g profanity.

"Get the hell out of here you frogging troutturd!"

Also see: "frogging"

by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008

frogging

An alternative for the commonly used curse word "fucking" Used by conservative Christians and others who feel BAD saying BAD words, so they substitute obvious words to curse anyway....

Also see (Hypercrite)

"ust say what you mean, you frogging ashhole!"

Also see "ashhole"

by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008

ashhole

(noun) a word used as an alternative to asshole by people who think they're somehow "better" or "good" because they don't curse. (Also see: troutturd, hypercrite, frogging and bullshirt)

"You're such an ashhole!, find another ride home from church!"

by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008