19 definitions by cathi robertson
A play on the term Porta-Potty. We all like to have things we need and enjoy wherever we go, sooooo a Porta-Hotty is an incredibly realistic and HOT blow up doll (male or female...yes, I'm a fagalong) This "doll" would have "hot" parts such as mouth, penis, vaginer and asshole (warmers inside them)So that they would not only be hot in the superficial sense but also in the practical sense. The Porta-Hotty can suck peenus better than the average living person. I know you may never have seen a Porta-Hotty, but watch they'll be all the rage within months of this post.
Driver: what's the matter Homer?
Homer: I gotta boner ready to bust at the backveinseam!
Driver: Oh, don't worry, reach into the blue box in the back and pull out my Porta-Hotty. You'll have to blow her before she blows you"
minutes later...
Homer: omfg she's HAWT, where can I get a porta-hotty?"
Driver: "Lots of places, I got mine at K-Ymart."
Homer: I gotta boner ready to bust at the backveinseam!
Driver: Oh, don't worry, reach into the blue box in the back and pull out my Porta-Hotty. You'll have to blow her before she blows you"
minutes later...
Homer: omfg she's HAWT, where can I get a porta-hotty?"
Driver: "Lots of places, I got mine at K-Ymart."
by cathi robertson July 18, 2008
When a vehicle has at least one unmatching rim, usually caused by crackheads stealing and scrapping aluminum.
by cathi robertson June 15, 2008
Flo: I hear you're going out with Butch tonight, are you excited?"
Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."
Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.
Mo: *slap*
Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."
Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.
Mo: *slap*
Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
by cathi robertson July 23, 2008
n; a person who's a cross between a Starbucks addict and a fucker. Sometimes a Starbucks addict becomes a fucker only after 2-3 double shot macchiatos, but they're still a Starbucker.
husband; honey, can't we just wait until we get to the next town to get you your third refill from Starbucks.
wife; fuck you...get me to a Starbucks Now!!
husband; you can be a real starbucker sometimes, you know that!?!?
wife; fuck you...get me to a Starbucks Now!!
husband; you can be a real starbucker sometimes, you know that!?!?
by cathi robertson July 12, 2008
adj; a word used to describe a person, place or thing that sucks to such an extent that it warrants the addition of tacular. A word made from a combination of sucks and spectacular. Something or someone that is spectacularily sucking.
Mona: "Patty look at the dress my mother just bought me."
Patty: "omg, flowers and balloons? and what's with the plaid and polka dot mix?"
Mona: "I don't know, you know my mom, she loves a little vodka with her cornflakes every morning."
Patty: "Well no offense to your wino mom Mona, but that dress is sucktacular."
Mona: "Don't talk about my mom that way you dirty whore"
Patty: "ok"
Patty: "omg, flowers and balloons? and what's with the plaid and polka dot mix?"
Mona: "I don't know, you know my mom, she loves a little vodka with her cornflakes every morning."
Patty: "Well no offense to your wino mom Mona, but that dress is sucktacular."
Mona: "Don't talk about my mom that way you dirty whore"
Patty: "ok"
by cathi robertson July 23, 2008
''beat's the shit out of''
ie; the definition ''b'shits'', b'shits the definition ''friendgirl'' which somehow won word of the day today.
by cathi robertson July 11, 2008
noun: similar to a recent word of the day (which are picked by illegal aliens who don't speak english)...gay-crashing. Meaning; the act of entering an event or activity meant for gay and lesbian persons, whether straight (stupid word) people are welcomed or not. For instance; not all gate crashers are unwelcomed, they simply went where they weren't part of ''the gang'' or invited
verb; the act of entering an event or activity meant specifically for gay or lesbian persons.
verb; the act of entering an event or activity meant specifically for gay or lesbian persons.
by cathi robertson July 11, 2008