carlos's definitions

Chilango

100% Grade 'A' Mexican. A person born within the Federal Distric. The type of Mexican that all other indios of Mexico want to be. Also known for their unique language skills in double meaning of sentences.

Chilangos de Chilangolandia hablan con doble sentido.

by Carlos October 30, 2004

Oh! Skeletons!

The Magazine for people who are being chased by Skeletons!

If you are really being chased by skeletons, read Oh! Skeletons!

by Carlos January 13, 2004

Wuevos

Spanis word for BALLS

You kicked me in the fucking Wuevos

by Carlos March 30, 2004

Dazed and Confused

A great cult movie. Those who like it, love it. A movie that brings viewers back to sone of the greatest times of their lives. The movie doesn't go anywhere and just kind of happens...but that's why it's genius. Matthew McConoughey's greatest performance.

I love high school girls....I get older but they keep staying the same age -Dazed and Confused

by Carlos June 18, 2006

evening high

When one smokes marijuana in the early evening, usually after dinner. It is a mellow and peaceful high.

"That was a good dinner, now it's time for some evening high"

by Carlos August 17, 2006

blowball

1.n. Someone who illustrates extreme stupidity.

2.n. A sphere which has been increased in surface area and volume by being filled with a material substance, such as a balloon filled with air.

3.n. The state of being a homosexual or prostitute who sexually stimulates the testicles of another orally.

"Joe is such a blowball!"

"That blowball is filled with helium."

"Hey blowball, lick my testicles!"

by Carlos April 17, 2004

winklepickers

big long pointy shoes, worn by leprichauns and irish folk alike.

"will you fuck my shoe" a common phrase in germany.

by Carlos August 11, 2004