carlos's definitions

markoon

the second degree of a mark, which is a punk ass motherfunkin bizatch.

You used to be a mark, but now that you think your sister is hot, you are definitely a markoon.

by Carlos January 14, 2004

super mario bros. 3

The absolute and undeniable best video game ever created. Highly hyped and totally delivered!

Pull out your old NES and play some super mario bros. 3

by Carlos August 17, 2006

Oh! Skeletons!

The Magazine for people who are being chased by Skeletons!

If you are really being chased by skeletons, read Oh! Skeletons!

by Carlos January 13, 2004

Wuevos

Spanis word for BALLS

You kicked me in the fucking Wuevos

by Carlos March 30, 2004

Dazed and Confused

A great cult movie. Those who like it, love it. A movie that brings viewers back to sone of the greatest times of their lives. The movie doesn't go anywhere and just kind of happens...but that's why it's genius. Matthew McConoughey's greatest performance.

I love high school girls....I get older but they keep staying the same age -Dazed and Confused

by Carlos June 18, 2006

evening high

When one smokes marijuana in the early evening, usually after dinner. It is a mellow and peaceful high.

"That was a good dinner, now it's time for some evening high"

by Carlos August 17, 2006

scholarships

A biyatch giving you head. free brain.

So what she do for you.

Got some scholarships.

by carlos March 1, 2004