tear your ass open

To have sex with, Fuck.

Dude I just tore her ass open like we got married.

by Carlos February 12, 2005

forbush

an idiot who has his mind brainwashed by TV and other controlling media and will no matter what vote forbush, people who are for a stupid president called bush who cant spell cat correctly.

i was watching TV last night and i am absolutely convinced that i am voting forbush.

by Carlos September 19, 2004

cess

marijuana, weed

"we were trying to cop us a cess sack."
--jurassic 5 "remember his name"

by carlos March 22, 2003

bamma

D.C. slang for someone who is fony, fake,looserish, or a punk

by Carlos May 01, 2003

dizzey wack

a male whos fringe is really disturbing to look at

an ugly guy with a crap haircut

by Carlos March 11, 2004

Oh! Skeletons!

The Magazine for people who are being chased by Skeletons!

If you are really being chased by skeletons, read Oh! Skeletons!

by Carlos January 13, 2004

quena

Quote:

(carl u bird was well rough in bed last nite wid me lol)

Reply

he he, no mike that was ME!

whatcha doin you Quena !!?

by Carlos December 30, 2004