carlos's definitions

spooky

a liberal in republican clothes

You cant trust Spooky, he switches opinions more often than his underwear.

by Carlos November 17, 2003

bicho

Puertorican slang for the male sexual organ.

That guy just pulled out his bicho and pee behind that tree.

by Carlos April 13, 2005

blowball

1.n. Someone who illustrates extreme stupidity.

2.n. A sphere which has been increased in surface area and volume by being filled with a material substance, such as a balloon filled with air.

3.n. The state of being a homosexual or prostitute who sexually stimulates the testicles of another orally.

"Joe is such a blowball!"

"That blowball is filled with helium."

"Hey blowball, lick my testicles!"

by Carlos April 17, 2004

winklepickers

big long pointy shoes, worn by leprichauns and irish folk alike.

"will you fuck my shoe" a common phrase in germany.

by Carlos August 11, 2004

Smamoreofen

A word made up by 1 drunk/high Guatemalan at Beach Week 03', along with his fellow graduating EHS classmates. He was trying to say "We should Get Smacked more Often"

We should SMAMOREOFEN

by Carlos December 4, 2003

courts

A type of firming cream to apply to a male penis to keep it erect for hours

I couldn't get it up last night so I rubbed a bit of courts on it

by Carlos October 21, 2001

zinchy

simple, basic. From kindergarten invented by peers.

Counting to ten is zinchy.

by Carlos August 12, 2004