carlos's definitions

Chilango

100% Grade 'A' Mexican. A person born within the Federal Distric. The type of Mexican that all other indios of Mexico want to be. Also known for their unique language skills in double meaning of sentences.

Chilangos de Chilangolandia hablan con doble sentido.

by Carlos October 30, 2004

krayzie bone

the most thuged out rapper out there

by carlos May 8, 2003

zinchy

simple, basic. From kindergarten invented by peers.

Counting to ten is zinchy.

by Carlos August 12, 2004

winklepickers

big long pointy shoes, worn by leprichauns and irish folk alike.

"will you fuck my shoe" a common phrase in germany.

by Carlos August 11, 2004

blowball

1.n. Someone who illustrates extreme stupidity.

2.n. A sphere which has been increased in surface area and volume by being filled with a material substance, such as a balloon filled with air.

3.n. The state of being a homosexual or prostitute who sexually stimulates the testicles of another orally.

"Joe is such a blowball!"

"That blowball is filled with helium."

"Hey blowball, lick my testicles!"

by Carlos April 17, 2004

Figo

One of the greatest footballers of all time. Legendary Portuguese winger who played at Sporting Clube de Portugal, Barcelona, Real Madrid and presently, Inter Milan.

Luis Figo was voted by FIFA as the World Footballer of The Year in 2001

by Carlos June 18, 2006

Dell Computers

Piece of shit computers. I can shit computers better than those. Theses unsuspecting people see the ads of the stupid little pot head screamin DUDE UR GETTIN A DELL and get drawn to it. They shit the bed after like 4 months than u call there high quality support and stay on the phone with some dickhead hoo rambles for 4 hours about the wrong thig

Johnny: Watta u doin?
Jimmy: Im playin on my four month old dell.
CRASH
Johnny: Dude ur computer jus crashed.
Jimmy: No prob ill call their great support.
4 hous later......
Support man: CHING CHONG CHO ME CHIN LALALALALALA
Jimmy: Fuck u im getting a Compaq

by Carlos September 24, 2004