11 definitions by capnkev
(noun): Originated by "1000 Ways To Die". A frightmare is when you have a repeated nightmare and you die in your sleep from a heart attack.
Tina told me that she use to have nightmares about midgets. That's before she died in her sleep from a frightmare.
by capnkev April 9, 2009
What you say to a slutty girl when she won't stop talking.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.
Slut: What you mean I'm a slut?! I'm a virgin!! You don't know me! Blah Blah Blah..
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.
by capnkev April 10, 2009
When you receive the wonderful gift of a head under water. The bubbles against your dick are magnificent!
by capnkev June 1, 2009
When a good song (normally a hip-hop mixtape) is found by people and they put DJ's names, websites, rappers, or any other random thing that they decide to use to butcher the song and record over the actual music with.
The song is pretty much spoiled because the background noises that are recorded in make it impossible to hear the lyrics.
The song is pretty much spoiled because the background noises that are recorded in make it impossible to hear the lyrics.
by capnkev April 10, 2009
step 1: Cut a hole in a box
step 2: Put your junk in that box
step 3: Make her open the box
It's my dick in a box!
step 2: Put your junk in that box
step 3: Make her open the box
It's my dick in a box!
by capnkev October 13, 2009
James takes the long way to class everyday just to walk by Lacey. That's a little stalkish don't you think?
by capnkev May 11, 2009
A petophile is what you call someone who takes it a little too far with "loving" their pets. Much like a pedophile, but with animals.
The videos of women who let horses fuck them...classic petophile behavior.
See also animal lover
The videos of women who let horses fuck them...classic petophile behavior.
See also animal lover
Jason thought he was being funny when he tried to make his dog get a boner by rubbing on it's balls. What a petophile!
by capnkev June 22, 2009