step 1: Cut a hole in a box
step 2: Put your junk in that box
step 3: Make her open the box
It's my dick in a box!
step 2: Put your junk in that box
step 3: Make her open the box
It's my dick in a box!
by capnkev October 12, 2009
Get the step 1mug. What you say to a slutty girl when she won't stop talking.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.
Slut: What you mean I'm a slut?! I'm a virgin!! You don't know me! Blah Blah Blah..
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.
by capnkev April 10, 2009
Get the put a cock in itmug. A petophile is what you call someone who takes it a little too far with "loving" their pets. Much like a pedophile, but with animals.
The videos of women who let horses fuck them...classic petophile behavior.
See also animal lover
The videos of women who let horses fuck them...classic petophile behavior.
See also animal lover
Jason thought he was being funny when he tried to make his dog get a boner by rubbing on it's balls. What a petophile!
by capnkev June 21, 2009
Get the Petophilemug. (noun): Originated by "1000 Ways To Die". A frightmare is when you have a repeated nightmare and you die in your sleep from a heart attack.
Tina told me that she use to have nightmares about midgets. That's before she died in her sleep from a frightmare.
by capnkev April 08, 2009
Get the Frightmaremug. (n.) Instead of writing on an actual piece of paper, you write on some part of your body (usually the palm or back of hand) like a notepad.
This is called the "Puerto Rican" notepad because the writing will remain there until it get's washed off, which is not frequently done by Puerto Ricans. So it will be remembered and read often.
This is called the "Puerto Rican" notepad because the writing will remain there until it get's washed off, which is not frequently done by Puerto Ricans. So it will be remembered and read often.
Guy 1: That guy has "things to do today" written on his hand.
Guy 2: Yeah but that is dated for two weeks ago! That's a puerto rican notepad bitch!
Guy 2: Yeah but that is dated for two weeks ago! That's a puerto rican notepad bitch!
by capnkev April 20, 2009
Get the Puerto Rican Notepadmug. To do something that resembles a stalker
James takes the long way to class everyday just to walk by Lacey. That's a little stalkish don't you think?
by capnkev May 11, 2009
Get the stalkishmug. When you receive the wonderful gift of a head under water. The bubbles against your dick are magnificent!
by capnkev May 31, 2009
Get the Bubble Jobmug.