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put a cock in it

What you say to a slutty girl when she won't stop talking.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.
Slut: What you mean I'm a slut?! I'm a virgin!! You don't know me! Blah Blah Blah..
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.
by capnkev April 10, 2009
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Infuckted

Pronounced: In-fuck-ted;

(Adj.)-When someone has any type of sexually transmitted disease. Normally referring to AIDS.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Becky? She got tested the other week and found out she's got AIDS.

Guy 2: Damn, I can't tap that anymore. She's infuckted now!
by capnkev June 19, 2009
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Knoxvilles

Another name for cop glasses or aviators. Commonly worn by Johnny Knoxville from "Jackass"
Interviewer: So Johnny, how many pairs of knoxvilles do you own?

Johnny: One. Like my sperm count.
by capnkev September 30, 2009
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step 1

step 1: Cut a hole in a box
step 2: Put your junk in that box
step 3: Make her open the box

It's my dick in a box!
by capnkev October 12, 2009
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