capnkev's definitions

Knoxvilles

Another name for cop glasses or aviators. Commonly worn by Johnny Knoxville from "Jackass"

Interviewer: So Johnny, how many pairs of knoxvilles do you own?

Johnny: One. Like my sperm count.

by capnkev September 30, 2009

put a cock in it

What you say to a slutty girl when she won't stop talking.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.

Slut: What you mean I'm a slut?! I'm a virgin!! You don't know me! Blah Blah Blah..
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.

by capnkev April 10, 2009

DJ Rape

When a good song (normally a hip-hop mixtape) is found by people and they put DJ's names, websites, rappers, or any other random thing that they decide to use to butcher the song and record over the actual music with.

The song is pretty much spoiled because the background noises that are recorded in make it impossible to hear the lyrics.

Just go listen to 24hourhiphop.com, every song is DJ raped.

by capnkev April 10, 2009

Grocery Store Feet

(Noun): When the bottom of someones feet are black like they've been walking bare-foot on a dirty grocery store floor.

Normally found on white people's feet because they have light skin and it is more noticeable, but is not limited to other ethnicity's feet.

Guy 1: Damn does she ever wear shoes?!
Guy 2: It don't look like it. She got grocery store feet!

by capnkev April 9, 2009