capnkev's definitions

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Cut a hole in a box

step 1: Cut a hole in a box
step 2: Put your junk in that box
step 3: Make her open the box

It's my dick in a box!

by capnkev October 12, 2009

Knoxvilles

Another name for cop glasses or aviators. Commonly worn by Johnny Knoxville from "Jackass"

Interviewer: So Johnny, how many pairs of knoxvilles do you own?

Johnny: One. Like my sperm count.

by capnkev September 30, 2009

put a cock in it

What you say to a slutty girl when she won't stop talking.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.

Slut: What you mean I'm a slut?! I'm a virgin!! You don't know me! Blah Blah Blah..
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.

by capnkev April 10, 2009

Grocery Store Feet

(Noun): When the bottom of someones feet are black like they've been walking bare-foot on a dirty grocery store floor.

Normally found on white people's feet because they have light skin and it is more noticeable, but is not limited to other ethnicity's feet.

Guy 1: Damn does she ever wear shoes?!
Guy 2: It don't look like it. She got grocery store feet!

by capnkev April 9, 2009