stalkish

To do something that resembles a stalker

James takes the long way to class everyday just to walk by Lacey. That's a little stalkish don't you think?

by capnkev May 11, 2009

Knoxvilles

Another name for cop glasses or aviators. Commonly worn by Johnny Knoxville from "Jackass"

Interviewer: So Johnny, how many pairs of knoxvilles do you own?

Johnny: One. Like my sperm count.

by capnkev September 30, 2009

step 1

Cut a hole in a box

step 1: Cut a hole in a box
step 2: Put your junk in that box
step 3: Make her open the box

It's my dick in a box!

by capnkev October 13, 2009

Petophile

A petophile is what you call someone who takes it a little too far with "loving" their pets. Much like a pedophile, but with animals.

The videos of women who let horses fuck them...classic petophile behavior.

See also animal lover

Jason thought he was being funny when he tried to make his dog get a boner by rubbing on it's balls. What a petophile!

by capnkev June 22, 2009