capnkev's definitions

Infuckted

Pronounced: In-fuck-ted;

(Adj.)-When someone has any type of sexually transmitted disease. Normally referring to AIDS.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Becky? She got tested the other week and found out she's got AIDS.

Guy 2: Damn, I can't tap that anymore. She's infuckted now!

by capnkev June 19, 2009

put a cock in it

What you say to a slutty girl when she won't stop talking.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.

Slut: What you mean I'm a slut?! I'm a virgin!! You don't know me! Blah Blah Blah..
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.

by capnkev April 10, 2009

Grocery Store Feet

(Noun): When the bottom of someones feet are black like they've been walking bare-foot on a dirty grocery store floor.

Normally found on white people's feet because they have light skin and it is more noticeable, but is not limited to other ethnicity's feet.

Guy 1: Damn does she ever wear shoes?!
Guy 2: It don't look like it. She got grocery store feet!

by capnkev April 9, 2009

Frightmare

(noun): Originated by "1000 Ways To Die". A frightmare is when you have a repeated nightmare and you die in your sleep from a heart attack.

Tina told me that she use to have nightmares about midgets. That's before she died in her sleep from a frightmare.

by capnkev April 8, 2009