caesar's definitions

arstechnica

mope best website evar

better than others, like hardocpee

by caesar March 30, 2003

lay pipe

To have sex or bone.

I really have to lay some pipe!

by caesar December 9, 2003

hot karl

When you shit into a tube sock, then hit someone in the face with it and scream "Hot Karl!"

Yo, your roommate is a dick. Let's hit him up with a Hot Karl tonight.

by Caesar October 11, 2003

Boon Juice

Boon Juice

The gunk on your fingers you smell after you've fingered a girl on the dance floor.

by Caesar October 11, 2003

jock-oxygen

The air you breath when a baseball player takes his sweaty jock and cup, and straps the shit on your face.

Last night when he was sleeping, I gave the bitch jock-oxygen!

by Caesar July 7, 2004

shcool

a mispelling of school, you idiot

i go to school, but have never been to shcool

by Caesar May 13, 2005