mercenary position

–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.

Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.
God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.
by cK March 04, 2009
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faggoth

faggot + goth

gay goth kid. probably likes reading queer books about conspiracies and vampires and having secks with men. one of the highest degrees of being a skwayer
person one-hey look at edgar over there

person two- no he's part of the "dark" side or whatever. he wants to be called andariel, darkness lord of the almighty, grand panel of the sages of elm street werewolverines.

person one- wow what a faggoth
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tail feather

an ass sticking out!
shake ya tail feather!!!
by CK March 20, 2005
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crunk juice

its a bevarage u drink to get crunk,
like alchhol!!
"pass me my crunk juice....imma bout to get CRUNK!!!!"
by CK March 20, 2005
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k2

A two-step process in which one listens to a sufficient amount of k-pop, and then "follows it up" with a little masturbation while watching k-porn (alternately "korean" and "kiddie", depending on the mood).
I wish dan had finished that topology, but instead he felt like going home and pulling a k2.
by ck December 13, 2004
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yous guys

A typical Wisconsin/Upper Michigan redneck phrase, meaning "you guys".
Yous guys want to come with to the store?
by CK February 21, 2004
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kilo

an axe scent
used in math means 1000
2.2 lbs of cocaine
by ck May 07, 2005
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