4 definitions by c-town

convictionis

its a condition where a woman gets bunk ass surgery and their nipples fall off.

Those huge black craters made it easy to tell she had suffered convictionis.

by c-town April 4, 2004

Taylor's an f'in dumb box!

by c-town July 10, 2004

the act of shitting in your hand and proceeding to masterbate with the stated hand.

Ethan gave himself a hot pocket then cried himself to sleep

by c-town July 6, 2004

This is the result of going out of country (i.e. mexico, venezuela) to get surgery, most likely breast implants or a tummy tuck.

I was cheap and now I'm stuck with this bunk ass surgery.

by c-town April 4, 2004