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1. Hot Pocket
The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin")
That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket.
by Sam F Mar 23, 2005 share this
2. Hot Pocket
When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"
"I'm about to cum..."

(She shoves his ballsac into his anus)

"HOT POCKET!"
3. hot pocket
tingiling feeling between the leg and ankle..
usally caused by skateboarding
Chris:I just got hot pocket landing wrong on the 8 stair
John:Ha stupid shit take your shoes off.
4. hot pocket
the act of taking a shit inside of a fold out bed and folding it up for someone else to find
"SHIT that bum gave us a hot pocket last night"
5. hot pocket
name for a pastry that took after the pop tart. except it is filled with nasty meat. It can only be served 2 ways;
1. Warm outside, frozen inside.
2. boiling lava hot, will destroy your mouth.
usually given to patients suffering from constipation.
Hey Travis, would you like a hot pocket?
NO!
6. hot pocket
n. A skateboard injury when you tweak your foot right on the top curve of your foot. When you land your tricks with a hot pocket you compress your legs and the injured tendons and muscles in your foot feel warm and painful.

Origin: Unknown...
I can't skate stairs right now cause I have the worst hot pockets right now, it sucks...
by downtownj Mar 15, 2005 share this
7. Hot Pocket
This is when a male shits a fatty into her coochie and then rams it home.
*Only done by freaky Germans
by Diss-gust-ing Sep 18, 2003 share this
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