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1. something you need to get a job, but you cant get until you have a job.
how do i get job experience?
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a particular form or version of a published text.

2.
the total number of copies of a book, newspaper, or other published material issued at one time.
1. "a paperback edition"

2. "variations occurred after some of the edition had already been published"
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
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Zalgo text is digital text that has been modified with combining characters (Unicode symbols that are generally used to stack diacritics above and below letters) to appear creepy or glitchy.

Named for a 2004 Internet creepypasta story that ascribes it to the influence of an eldritch deity, Zalgo text has become a significant component of many Internet memes, particularly in "surreal meme" culture. The format of Zalgo text also allows it to be used to halt or impair computer functions, whether intentionally or not. -Wikipedia
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1: Cheating on.
Girl: Well you know... I've been seeing other people-

Boy: fuck off you slut
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the result of copying and pasting the text at the top of your screen.
i was so bored i put

Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog in and clicked search
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this is it. you have reached the end of current urban dictionary keyboard combination definitions. how are you feeling right now?
mji station reached. suggested stop: qzsecftbhumkl
by bruhthisismyhandle December 27, 2022
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Usually said when something goes wrong but the speaker doesn't want the other person to become worried/scared etc.
Girl: So this is the neighborhood I live in...

Boy: ok

*car explodes*

Girl: Ignore that.
by bruhthisismyhandle September 3, 2021
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