brownwings's definitions

unlucky night

A night in which a guy or chick is looking to hook up but the opportunity doesn't present itself, for one reason or another.

I was dying to hook up last night, and tried all the usual places but nobody decent was available. What an unlucky night.

by brownwings May 24, 2011

promiscuous

Someone who is getting more than you are, thereby making you envious of him/her.

My roommate Jill is a promiscuous slut.

by brownwings July 4, 2011

road cheese

Chick imported from another location for the purpose of having sex.

Can also apply to a guy, though he is more often called "road meat".

Not available this weekend, guys, I've got some road cheese coming in from State.

by brownwings March 18, 2011

brown wings

Imaginary award earned by one who has eaten asshole.

Brian earned his brown wings last night when he scarfed Jenna's chocolate starfish.

by brownwings April 21, 2011

huey

Acronym for hookup. For those who can't stand the term hookup

My roommate did a huey with my ex-girlfriend. Made me sick.

by brownwings March 30, 2011

taint

The little patch of skin between the genitalia and the anus. Was at one time gender neutral, though is now more used in reference to the female, having been replaced by "chode" for the male.

I ate her pussy, he taint and her asshole, in that order.

by brownwings March 30, 2011

pig culture

The world of corporate America, with all its lying, cheating, stealing, doublespeak, doubledealing, throat cutting, back stabbing, hypocrisy and the like.

John used to be a decent guy, but now he has totally bought into the pig culture.

by brownwings April 19, 2011