brad's definitions

Honda

the car company with the world's cleanest emmissions. honda's are known for their longevity and craftsmanship.

Hondas get good gas mileage

by brad October 30, 2003

ashtray

Term used to describe someone with a protruding sternum and a skeletal body type.

(also ashtrey)

See also:
carcass; birdcage

Ashtrey you dicknose

by Brad February 26, 2004

log legs

a woman whose legs look like tree trunks. also known as cankles.

Damn that chick has some serious "log legs"...timber

by Brad December 14, 2004

off your chops

Used when someone is being silly or intoxicated. For instance, if someone said something that was crazy or just plain stupid you would reply with "your off your chops!"

Then again, this word is mostly used when someone is pissed and are acting like a complete fool.

"your off your chops mate!"
OR
"james is off his chops."

by Brad June 19, 2006

What the fuck is that Optimized

1. A horrific creation that seems to come from the Neo-Paliolitic era, or just a fucking ugly entity. Usually a fat bitch named Natalie that sits across from you at lunch.

2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.

We can build it faster, stronger, better. We have the technology to create What the Fuck is That Optimized.

by Brad April 11, 2005

eel hands

derived from brad champagne

hands that feel like alligators

bodan has eel hands, grosssssssss

by brad April 18, 2004

Feminem

(a) Name given to Detroit rapper Eminem by people who view him as lacking rap talent and as a tool of the mainstream pop world. Used by other rappers, such as Esham the Unholy, Insane Clown Posse, and Ja Rule. (b) Used to describe one who attempts to emulate said rapper.

(a) I really wanna hatchet Feminem to death. (b) There's a lot of Feminems in my school.

by Brad April 10, 2004