brad's definitions

Recanize

Realize
Know who you are talking to

Guy: Wow, you are cool
Me: Recanize

by Brad June 20, 2003

the fart & flour test

n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.

(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"

by brad July 21, 2003

urching

to throw-up, be sick, vomit, etc.

That motherfucker at the party was urchin' everywhere!

by Brad January 22, 2004

Quay Teow

1. Chinese fried noodle dish
2. Mixed drink containing Bundaberg Rum (Aus), orange juice and dry ginger ale.
3. An alias used by certain people to hide their true identiy and sound Chinese.

Abbreviation: KT


Quay Teow; Kway Teow; Kueh Teow

Hey there Kway Teow

by Brad March 1, 2004

upgraditis

A terminal condition, the main symptom of which presents as the insatiable desire to upgrade.
A word originally coined by Isaac Sibson, and now increasingly prevalent in internet based discussions.

'Isaac, I have a great new cam, but now I want loads of accessories too.'
'Yes Brad, you have upgraditis.'

by Brad April 6, 2004

gemini

best car in the world best in tiger gold with mirror tints and four wheels

by brad June 12, 2003

barnyard barnes

An alias used by certain people to hide their true identity and sound like a country yokel.

See also:
Andreas Barnez; thorax; Gumby;carcass; Token White Guy (TWG); ashtray; bones

Where are you Barnyard? Casa de Barnes or the farm?

by Brad March 1, 2004