brad's definitions

the fart & flour test

n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.

(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"

by brad July 21, 2003

upgraditis

A terminal condition, the main symptom of which presents as the insatiable desire to upgrade.
A word originally coined by Isaac Sibson, and now increasingly prevalent in internet based discussions.

'Isaac, I have a great new cam, but now I want loads of accessories too.'
'Yes Brad, you have upgraditis.'

by Brad April 6, 2004

barnyard barnes

An alias used by certain people to hide their true identity and sound like a country yokel.

See also:
Andreas Barnez; thorax; Gumby;carcass; Token White Guy (TWG); ashtray; bones

Where are you Barnyard? Casa de Barnes or the farm?

by Brad March 1, 2004

Quay Teow

1. Chinese fried noodle dish
2. Mixed drink containing Bundaberg Rum (Aus), orange juice and dry ginger ale.
3. An alias used by certain people to hide their true identiy and sound Chinese.

Abbreviation: KT


Quay Teow; Kway Teow; Kueh Teow

Hey there Kway Teow

by Brad March 1, 2004

Jargon Games

N.
A flash gaming site

Jargon games is a small flash gaming site.

by Brad June 9, 2003

leather

leather is short for leather jacket used more by punks.

hey you going to paint your leather soon?

by brad February 12, 2005

Tylee

tylee - to be in the process of having intercourse with a teacher, possibly an irish one

she was caught in a tylee with the english teacher

by Brad January 12, 2005