brad's definitions

Money

the underlying reason for every government, political, or business decision you will ever hear of

Aren't the Episcopals pissed about the gay bishop because of the moral problems it presents?

No man, it's all about money.

by Brad August 8, 2003

birdcage

Term used to describe someone with a protruding sternum and a skeletal body type.

See also:
ashtray; carcass;

What's the matter with you birdcage?

by Brad February 26, 2004

A couple few

The proper response to the officer who asks you "Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight?"

And I was so drunk I told the cop "A couple few"

by Brad May 14, 2004

cheeze nipper

Really stupid or annoying girl

Dude did you hear what that cheeze nipper said shes retarded!

by Brad January 8, 2003

Fossado

A rare ingredient that you can only obtain when you mix a potato, a tomato... And a lot fo alcohol.

Person 1: *hic* Hey, you wanna sing the fossado song?
Person 2: ...Yeah.
All: One fossado, two fossado, three fossado, four! Five fossado, six fossado, seven fossado, MOOOOORE!

by Brad March 21, 2005

math

1. "the hard way"

2. something you need to know to get through school, but will never need again once you're done.

Joe has seven more apples than Frank, who has apples equal to his age divided by 9, how many apples does Joe have if he eats half of them plus one?

Hmm... we can do this the easy way, or math...

by Brad May 13, 2005

eel hands

derived from brad champagne

hands that feel like alligators

bodan has eel hands, grosssssssss

by brad April 18, 2004