20 definitions by bob sometimes

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A big orange and black striped liony thing with sharp claws and rather a nasty bite. They don't usually eat men but that's only because they don't usually get the chance. Obviously, if you live near a tiger it may consider eating you. Basically, what I am saying is - the further away you live from a tiger, the less chance you have of getting eaten by one. I live in Selhurst in South London and NOBODY here has been eaten by a tiger since 1922 and I'm not even sure that it was a real tiger then (although I suppose if it ate someone it must have been a large carnivore so it may as well have been a tiger as anything else). Perhaps it was some sort of mock-tiger. Or maybe a stripey bear or something. I don't know, I wasn't even born then and you know what old people are like... The whole thing is probably a tissue of lies from start to finish. Anyway, thats sort of what a tiger is. So thats cleared that up then. Actually, I don't know why I bothered. I've never met a single person who didn't have some idea of what a tiger was so it seems a bit pointless describing one. I don't really think that the purpose of urban dictionary is to define the bleeding obvious. It really seems to be a forum for 'street' types to say things like "Yo!" and "Your mutherfucking sister's a ho!" and "Janice is such a slut" etc. Even such people as this probably know what a tiger is.
" I say George, your hand looks sore."
" Yeah, a tiger bit me. It's true, honest, go on, hit me in the stomach!"


"Mary, you'll never get anywhere in life by just lying around without a head, you know."
"Gurgle gurgle gurgle"
(Translation: "This is true mother, but as a tiger has bitten off my head and eaten it, I'm afraid I have no choice. In fact, that is the very reason why I'm finding it a little difficult to communicate with you at the moment and so I shall stop forthwith. Goodbye for ever")
by Bob Sometimes April 29, 2005
To lick pussy in a very deep and thorough manner.
"Listen Johnny, If you don't finish your homework, I'm not going to let you eat me out tonight."
by Bob Sometimes September 04, 2004
Slang term used by electricians for electric current.
"OK Frank, I've wired up his gonads. Turn on the juice."
by Bob Sometimes May 12, 2005
A state of extreme excitement or arousal in a woman, such that she may find herself delightfully moist.
"It gives me great pleasure to declare parliament open... in fact, one is positively frothing at the gash!"


"Gold, Frankincense AND Myrhh! You're too kind! I'm genuinely frothing at the gash."
by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005
A fart performed in bed by one's wife/female partner, so loud in volume and pungent in smell that it would rouse even a work-shy geordie from his foul sleep pit.
"Howay Pet! Mind tha Geordie alarm clock. Yor orse has splattered broon allaver me pidjammers!"
by Bob Sometimes March 18, 2005
Muff spillage. Not so much down the leg as over the waistband. Unruly fanny wire.
"In parliament today, Anne Widdecombe gave John Prescott a lingering Dutch Wink revealing a pant moustache like Noel Gallagher's eyebrow."
by Bob Sometimes September 04, 2004
To be truly fed up with something, usually if you are a female.
"Dodi, I've had a cuntfull of that jug-eared husband of mine, fancy taking me for a drive round Paris?"


"Listen Kurt, I've had a cuntfull of your miserable songs, why don't you blow your fucking head off with that shotgun!"
by Bob Sometimes September 04, 2004
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