tehe

half-assed tee hee

mostly used while txting

K- your mom is so fat she has cheats for wii fit
D- tehe

by blu3hat November 26, 2010

Woz

to jizz in the pants when seeing that Apple came out with yet another high-tech gizmo

Steve Wozniak (the creator of Apple) had the nickname "Woz" and thats where this word comes from

Advertisment: INTRODUCING THE iPAD 3!

Apple geek: *jizz* HOLY SHIT I JUST WOZZED MY PANTS!

*Calls other Apple Geek* Dude! iPad 3!
Other Apple Geek: *woz* oh......my.........god

teehee they wozzed themselves!
woz

by blu3hat May 29, 2011

house flipper

aka "flpper"

house flippers are people who buy a worn out or crappy-ass house, fix it up and sell it for more than they paid for it.
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flipped: when you sell your house and it gets bought by a house flipper then sold again

dude: I gotta fix my house before I put it on the market
dude2: why?
dude: so that no stupid house flipper comes along and sells it for more!
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I just sold my house 2 weeks ago and now I see another for sale sign out front!! grrrrrrr! I got flipped!

by blu3hat February 19, 2011

drag out

like pull out but slower

Drag out to give more pleasure

by blu3hat July 25, 2010

idiot tickler

1. A person that tickles idiots
2. A term used to describe a badminton birdie

As made famous by the book: "A Separate Peace" by John Knowles

"...'this idiot tickler, the only thing its good for is eeny-meeny-miney-mo.' "
--A Separate Peace, by John Knowles, Page: 28, Chapter: 3

by blu3hat December 29, 2010

Christian the Awesome Ninja

Christian the Awesome Ninja is an almost indescribable fictional short story written by the infamous Drew Relkcerk. The story is about a guy named Christian who kills his parents accidentaly with his ninja powers before he even knows he has them. Then he learns more about his powers as he gets older and becomes Christian the Awesome Ninja. In the story he becomes so awesome you`d think he`s the good guy but, as the story progresses he becomes corrupt and starts killing people for no reason. Then, out of a giant bolt of lightning from the sky, comes Drew! Who owns Christian and changes Christian`s name to chis. And Drew changes his own name to Drew The Savior. In order to understand this crazy-ass logic you must read the story which is impossible for alot of people because the only 4 copies of the story are here in my desk drawer.

A few excerpts from Christian the Awesome Ninja below:

1.)" Narrator: There once was a Christian named ninja

Producer: CUT! Oh, C`mon man this is like the 50th time we`ve gone over this its 'There once was a ninja named Christian!! Seriously though, you gotta work on that!!

Narrator: Oh, Sorry

Producer: Alright everybody! From the top! ACTION!"
2.) "Drew the Savior: I couldn`t have done it without help from my best friends Chuck Norris and Jesus."

3.) "Christian the Awesome Ninja: ABRA KADABRA ALEKAZAM!!!"

by blu3hat July 05, 2010

pillowbite

In any first-person shooter where someone tries to melee attack but misses.

Pillowbite, Pillowbiter, Pillowbiting

Its really funny to watch people pillowbite with commando on as a perk.
knifing pillowbite- MW2, Black Ops
gun hit pillowbite- Halo 3
punch pillowbite- MW1 (DS version)

by blu3hat December 19, 2010